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This page is dedicated to showing how much people hate Michael Jordan! You will find here plenty of pics that show how idiotic this guy really is, and why he sucks at basketball, not to mention baseball and golf. So all you people who have finally caught hold of reality, sit back and enjoy this awesome page!




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Only Michael Jordan could be this Revolting!

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Why Jordan Suck's #1


Michael Jordan is the biggest Ball Hog. I think his nickname should be "The Fat Ugly Pig." The only reason Michael Jordan has so many points every night is that he takes all the shots. Of course he's gonna make one or two of those 40 shots he takes a night - he has no skill! Take a look at these figures. Jordan takes more than twice as many shots as Pippen. Both men have nearly the same FG%. So why isn't Pippen scoring all these points...CAUSE MICHAEL WON'T PASS HIM THE BALL!!!!!!!!!


FGM-A
Michael Jordan...............881-1893 = .46%
Scottie Pippen................316-705 = .44%

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Awww Poor Baby, the Ref must've called a foul on him.


Why Jordan Suck's #2


Michael Jordan is the biggest baby alive. I think his second nickname should be "Sir Baby Wets A Lot." Every time a foul is called on him he complains and cries for his mommy to save him 'fwom the big bad weferee.' Why should that loser have to cry, he gets all the calls anyway (see reason #1). He blaims others on his lack of skill. Everyone knows Michael Jordan tripped over his own two feet during that 6th game of the '98 playoffs against Indiana, when he went for the winning shot, or should I say spill. Yet, during the press Q & A, he blatantly says how he was tripped and that he isn't a clumsy person.....HA AH AHA HA HAHAHA...not!

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Look at the child whine to get his way


Thanks to Psyko Doug for these great new lyrics that are sung to the tune that we all cherish in our little hearts


Like Mike, If I Could Cry Like Mike
By Psyko Doug

Sometimes I dream that I have the ball in the sky,
And then Reggie Miller blinks his right eye.
No foul is called,
I don't know why?

Like Mike, if I could cry like Mike.
Like Mike, if I could cry like Mike.

Da do do do do!
I start to frown and I stare at the ref,
I say, "Man, whats the deal? Are you deaf?"
He just sighs and points to the door,
So I whine and throw myself to the floor.

Like Mike, if I could cry like Mike.
Like Mike, if I could cry like Mike.

Tears hit the ground as I scream real loud,
I then hear laughter from the crowd.
I throw a tantrum like I always do,
I'm gonna hold my breath til I turn blue!

Like Mike, if I could cry like Mike!
Like Mike, if I could cryyy liiike Mike!

(Bird don't sing cuz he is a real man.)


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Why Jordan Suck's #3


Michael Jordan is all hype and no game-(again see reasons 1 and 2). He makes millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of dollars with endorsements, nike, his cologne, etc. Michael Jordan is too enthralled and gaga over himself that his greediness is a shame to his tagged duty to be a role model. Do you ever hear or see Jordan making donations (I'm sure he can afford it), helping his community, or giving time to acknowledge the fans of himself and basketball - NO! He doesn't care.

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"Do I really look and smell that bad. I paid a lot for those shoes and cologne for myself."

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Links

I am not the only one who has realized truthfully that Michael Jordan absolutely sucks! Check out these kickass pages!!!

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Michael Jordan Sucks!

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Reasons I DON'T worship MJ

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Michael Jordan Hate Section

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Exposers of Jordan's Foolishness

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The Anti-Jordan Society Message Board

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AntiBulls

- Simply Ballhoggedly

Yehuda Levy's I Hate Michael Jordan Page

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