[ndblogo.gif] The Gallery | Crap Postcards | Crap Jigsaws | Caption Competition | Send Pictures | Links This site awarded: [award.gif] By 'Top 50 Weird Sites' Reader! Stick your oar in: Click below to go and vote! [16387914.gif] Want funny sites? There's loads here... [haf88x31.gif] [justfunA90_30.gif] Send an e-greetings card What better to way to show the one you love how much you care than by sending them an origional Not David Bailey photograph. Stuck on a web page. With a stupid message on it. Anyway, simply fill in the form below to create your very own free Not David Bailey Posty, then chicken out and bugger off to another site. After you have completed the form, you can either preview your card before sending it or send it straight away. If you choose to preview it first, you may go back and edit the card if you you do not like it, or you can send it from the preview page. Click To Pick Up A Posty Sent To You ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Create A New Posty First, please select a picture by clicking on the circles next to the small sample photos. You can only choose one picture to use for your posty, but you can change your mind as often as you like. Click on the sample photos to see the full size image that will be used for your posty. Use your browsers 'back' button to return to this page after... [the heater.jpg] (_) 'The Heater' Touching, poignant statement of domesticallity or fumbling, confused attempt to master a new camera? This one will keep 'em talking for ages. [crap_big_ben1.jpg] (_) 'Big Blurred Ben' Compare your love for her to a majestic monument by sending this beautiful if slightly on-the-piss photo of one of London's most well known landmarks. Please note that NDB cannot be held responsible for any break up of relationship, Injury, personal loss... [crap_cats_arse1.jpg] (_) 'Cat's Arse' Somebody really getting on your nerves? Say 'Arseholes' to them with this Not David Bailey classic, re-scanned and re-touched exclusively for NDB's free crap-o-gram service. [crap_strangled_cat1.jpg] (_) 'Strangled Cat' Of course, he didn't really strangle him, but an ideal snap to send to someone who's maybe feeling the pressure a bit for some reason. Or perhaps someone who doesn't like cats... [crap_pants1.jpg] (_) 'Crap Pants!' This site is pants! And here's the proof. Tell yer mates to get their arses over to Not David Bailey with this tasteless sample of what's in store... [crap_doors1.jpg] (_) 'Ever see The Doors?' If you can see Jim Morrison in this effort then you must have taken more stuff than he used to do. Suspected to have come from the same mystery snapper as 'picture of the ceiling', It's a nice, neutral image to use just to say 'hi, i'm weird'... Next, choose a heading and signature for your card, or opt for no heading and / or no signature. You can also select which colours you would like the text and card background to be. 'Default' is black text on that horrible windows grey colour, so I'd change 'em if I were you... Enhance Your Card Add Heading [No Heading..................] Add Signature [No Signature...] Select Colors For: Text [Default] Background [Default....] Next, type your message in the box below... Write Your Message ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ Finally, type in both your name and email address and the name and email address of the person you are sending the card to. You can also select whether to send the card now or preview it first... Address Your Posty And Send YOUR Name YOUR e-mail _________________________ _________________________ Recipient's Name Recipient's e-mail _________________________ _________________________ You will be notified when your recipient picks up the card (_) Preview First (_) Send Without Preview Clear All Click To Proceed ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Pick Up A Posty Enter Ticket Number _______________ Click To Pick A tip: ticket numbers have 15 digits Create A New Posty