scifi.com navigation MST3K's Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Mary Jo Pehl & Paul Chaplin March 12, 1998 Moderator: Ok, we're now moderated. Moderator: You can send your questions to me. Moderator: Remember: the contest entry is at www.mania.com/scifi/contest Moderator: Kevin, welcome! * KevinMurphy tucks in his shirt * * MikeNelson clears his throat. * * KevinMurphy slicks back his hair with spittle * Moderator: So, Mike, Kevin, Paul...what have you been doing on your trip to New York? * MikeNelson hits kevin murphy with a 5 iron * KevinMurphy: I got caught between the moon and here. KevinMurphy: ithuurt KevinMurphy: oops * MikeNelson roars at his personal assistant. * PaulChaplin: shopping shopping and dancing * KevinMurphy produces air burps * Moderator: to : Mike, Kevin... did you guys get enough sleep after appearing early morning on world news now or are you just bubbling in on caffeine? * MikeNelson wondering what the hell is the deal with Paul "Dancer Boy" Chaplin. * KevinMurphy: we are shooting purest crank, my friend PaulChaplin: the same deal as ever MikeNelson: Trendy Redrum Heroin is what i'm a-runnin' on. KevinMurphy: whoo! PaulChaplin: i wish they were lying * MikeNelson injecting it under his tongue. * KevinMurphy: NO! Moderator: to : If you had a chance, would you MSTie 'Titanic'? * MikeNelson injecting it between his toes. * KevinMurphy: Are you kidding? YUM!!! PaulChaplin: you mean the actual tragedy? MaryJoPehl: yes! KevinMurphy: With special attention on Crazy Guggenheim * MikeNelson still waiting for Leonardo DiCraprio's testicles to drop. * PaulChaplin: we can have the rights for only three and a half billion dollars * KevinMurphy smacking mike * PaulChaplin: wait - what was that sound i heard something dropping * MikeNelson crying over the sound track to Titanic. * KevinMurphy: wow... Moderator: to : Have you ever wanted to MST any classic movies, like Metropolis, Casablanca or Citizen Kane? PaulChaplin: i'm a teenage girl so i've seen it a lot KevinMurphy: I wanna do Von Ryans Express, does thatcount? PaulChaplin: i would like to do birth of a nation KevinMurphy: ?me birthing a nation MikeNelson: Citizen Kane had better gets its S**t together as a movie or we'll be all over it. PaulChaplin: the longest yard * KevinMurphy birthing a nation. * PaulChaplin: rosebus was a nine-iron by the way KevinMurphy: ...rosebus? PaulChaplin: yes roesbus Moderator: to : Did you guys know they showed a MST3K clip tonight on Mtv Live (you guys captioning Titanic, or at least a part) * MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell rosebud. * KevinMurphy: that was rose mashie PaulChaplin: well we're dead MaryJoPehl: Wow! Who was the VJ/ The woman who sell pimple cream? Martha Quinn? MikeNelson: NO, although Kurt Loder and I spent the evening doing tons and tons of trendy redrum heroin. KevinMurphy: MTV??? I love Kurt Loeder, he's hot Moderator: to : Who decided which Observer got to live? Or was it more of a "haha, clown white, lets stick it on the new guy" kinda deal? * KevinMurphy dribbling chili * * MikeNelson giving Kevin Murphy a really weak and vinegered wine. * PaulChaplin: pimple cream? i need some good stuff KevinMurphy: Well, we fired Paul and mike was busy, so... PaulChaplin: i lost my brain * MikeNelson giving Kevin a gift basket mostly comprised of cheese, with some assorted sausages. * * KevinMurphy spitting my wine at mike * PaulChaplin: and some heroin * MikeNelson gagging at Kevin's second hand wine. * Moderator: to : Hi, guys! We heard you were taping your Seeing Ear Theater gig today. How did it go? PaulChaplin: it went um okay i guess KevinMurphy: Hi Chris, it went good. i mean well. PaulChaplin: it ent MikeNelson: Agggghhhhhh. Why can't Kevin put two coherent words together? Why? For the love of Bart, Why??!! MaryJoPehl: I had to do a voice for a cow-alien-deity. That was hard to figure out what kind of voice that requires PaulChaplin: although it came so easily * KevinMurphy bitch-slappping mike * * MikeNelson wondering why Kevin is such a collossal idiot. * Moderator: to : Can you guys get on Rhino's butt to release more of the older episodes? I am continuously cable-impaired and an dying for a fix. *lol* * MikeNelson hating kevin even more. More now. Now more. Just a little more now. There. * KevinMurphy: I try to stay clear of Rhino's butts MaryJoPehl: No. They never talk to us. Those are all pirated videos. PaulChaplin: oh sure you do MikeNelson: Rhino is too busy doing the collected works of Shaun Cassidy. * KevinMurphy absorbing the hate like my own sweat * * MikeNelson lining up for the collected works of Shaun Cassidy. * * MikeNelson hating Kevin even more. Hurting now. Even more. * * KevinMurphy dialing rhino with my amex card in hand * * MikeNelson plotting to do away with Kevin. * Moderator: to : Will there be a theme to season 9? When can we expect the return of the shorts? PaulChaplin: the theme will be the same theme as in Biran's Song * MikeNelson hatching the perfect plan to kill Kevin "lifewrecker" Murhpy. * MaryJoPehl: Paul's shorts are availabele to all who want them KevinMurphy: The theme is "productivity for the future" PaulChaplin: my shorts are spoken for Moderator: to : what shirt are you wearing, kevin? MikeNelson: The theme song to season 9 will sound exactly like the old theme song except it will be done by Wilson Phillips. PaulChaplin: the theme is survival PaulChaplin: the same shirt as ever * KevinMurphy looking at his shirt * KevinMurphy: um, i'm nude. * MikeNelson looking at Kevin's shirt and wondering if there is a God. * MaryJoPehl: Again. As usual Moderator: to : Will the set change any this season?? KevinMurphy: yes. PaulChaplin: ye and no * MikeNelson despairing over Kevin's odor. * MaryJoPehl: No but my office will. just a litttle KevinMurphy: it will be the set from the Match Game * KevinMurphy soul coughing * Moderator: to : So Mary Jo...have all these guys fallen for you? MaryJoPehl: We are going to have celebrities in sort of a hollywood squares sceneario MikeNelson: The set will feature a frieze from the television show "we Got it Maid" * KevinMurphy falling for MJ * PaulChaplin: we've fallen over her a lot * MikeNelson wondering if it wouldn't be best to just take Kevin out right now. * KevinMurphy: guys actually take the fall for MJ PaulChaplin: mary jo is so far above people like kevin * KevinMurphy dry-clicking a revolver * MaryJoPehl: Not that I know of. Unless making me wash their cars is their way of saying how much they like me * MikeNelson thinking that no one would notice if he killed Kevin right here in the office. * PaulChaplin: or care Moderator: to : Is Bill Corbett OK? * KevinMurphy sweating like Christopher walken in the Deer Hunter * * MikeNelson reaching for the .38 he always carries. * KevinMurphy: Bill's fine, he has things to do at home PaulChaplin: he's fine. he's a great guy i love hin dearly * KevinMurphy screaming at Mike in Vietnamese * PaulChaplin: like mow the lawn and feed the cat Moderator: to : How are your ratings? Do you have any SCI-FI yes-men hanging on your every word? MikeNelson: Bill Corbett got ahold of a bad Mentos. He's recovering nicely. PaulChaplin: we have three viewers MaryJoPehl: Up from one KevinMurphy: Ratings, schmatings, it's star power that keeps us going! STARR POWER!!!! PaulChaplin: yes i'm being bothered by eight strange men right now MikeNelson: Rating are....well....good. No, good's not the right word. Bad? well...ratings are holding. KevinMurphy: ...Paul? PaulChaplin: yes kevin? KevinMurphy: eight strange men? PaulChaplin: okay they're not so strange KevinMurphy: is this new? * MikeNelson wondering why we are bound by the laws of God and i can't kill Kevin with impunity. * PaulChaplin: yes and i love it Moderator: to : Hi Guys I'm a busy single mom -- my favorite part of the week is blowing off steam with laughter and MST3K. My question is: do you find yourselves being recognized on the street more often since you joined the SciFi Channel? PaulChaplin: god set the rules and we have to folow the, * KevinMurphy imagining the disemboweling of Mike with relish * MaryJoPehl: No, as a matter of fact LESS KevinMurphy: I can't give it away on secoind avanue MikeNelson: The only time i'm recognized is when I'm cashing a check and they match my license to my face. KevinMurphy: oops * PaulChaplin wishing the hate could lessen just a lkittle * * MikeNelson getting more angry over Kevin's misspellings. * MaryJoPehl: I never leave my apartment so its hard to say. * KevinMurphy trying yo give it away on seventh avenue * Moderator: to : Will you be dedicating an episode this season to the memory of Lloyd "by this time my lungs were aching for air" Bridges? * MikeNelson getting even angier now. * * KevinMurphy missspelling in perpose * PaulChaplin: try sixt avenune i gave it away there last night * KevinMurphy taunting mike with my nudity * MaryJoPehl: Did he die? Uh-oh. I didn't know. Why don't people advise me of these things PaulChaplin: your nudity is not so noticeable ha!! MikeNelson: The loss of Lloyd Bridges was great. He will be missed. Now we wait silently for the death of Todd Bridges. KevinMurphy: I loved loyd, we was the best * MikeNelson missing Todd Bridges already. * PaulChaplin: adn Adam Sandler KevinMurphy: oh. paul. * MikeNelson turning his hate on Paul Chaplin. * KevinMurphy: thank you mike PaulChaplin: Adam Sandler is Bridges isn't he? * MikeNelson wondering what the hell Paul's last name really is. * * KevinMurphy joining mike in the hate fest * PaulChaplin: it's an extremely armenian name * MikeNelson feeling the hate slip away, replaced by an undying love. * Moderator: to : How has Europe been taking season 8? KevinMurphy: Paul Gusterimaniginaerianin PaulChaplin: for me? thank you. i'll meet you later * MikeNelson losing his love and returning to hate. * MaryJoPehl: Not very well. They're mad. PaulChaplin: i'll give it away this time MikeNelson: With hairy legs and smelly armpits. KevinMurphy: We are most fab in england PaulChaplin: who? me? KevinMurphy: and with bad teeth MikeNelson: And thick lagers and bad food and rude service. KevinMurphy: and spotted dick PaulChaplin: i'm not sure they've noticed it yet MikeNelson: And tiny, stinky cigarettes. PaulChaplin: adn a lot of surrednering Moderator: to : This is my first time in so I want to avoid a stupid question, okay, impossible, Will there be any new characters? And How will the castle come into play * KevinMurphy wondering where his Soft Cell LP is * PaulChaplin: the castle will be where things happen MaryJoPehl: Yes, I will be playing my evil twin. KevinMurphy: Mike will take the role of Buddy Sorel * MikeNelson turning that question over to someone who can anwer it seriously. * PaulChaplin: has any one seen my shoes? MaryJoPehl: We are going to introduce a sensitive Buddy Hackett-like character * KevinMurphy fillling Paiul's shoes with cat feces * * MikeNelson secretly placing a micky into Kevin's coke. * PaulChaplin: is that how you spell Sorel? KevinMurphy: yes * MikeNelson waiting for Kevin to get woozy. * PaulChaplin: boy my shoes seem alot softer than before KevinMurphy: wow am i woozy... KevinMurphy: wow... * MikeNelson looking a little too hopeful and eager. * KevinMurphy: ...boy... PaulChaplin: woozier you mean ha! Moderator: to : Any chance we'll ever see another MST CD? KevinMurphy: ...i can't... KevinMurphy: ...type... KevinMurphy: ...too weak... PaulChaplin: so just die MaryJoPehl: Yes, minimum deposit 2000 - not FDCI KevinMurphy: ...vision fading... KevinMurphy: ...i. MikeNelson: Kevin will be doing a CD with Mandy Patinkin entitled Mandy and Kevin, the gayest album Ever!!! KevinMurphy: ugh. * KevinMurphy falling to floor * PaulChaplin: is many pantankin gat!?? * MikeNelson scooping up Kevin's body. * KevinMurphy: YES< DAMMIT< HE'S GAT! PaulChaplin: so gat!! MaryJoPehl: IS GAT A CRIME? NO! PaulChaplin: i've got to admmit i'm gat too Moderator: to : How did you guys feel contributing some work to the new Sony Underground disc for Playstation? PaulChaplin: well what else can we tell you about kevin? KevinMurphy: ur not e MaryJoPehl: I felt a little tired - hungry at times PaulChaplin: we fely just a little bit richer MikeNelson: it was a lot of fun. Mariah Carey is a GAS!!! * KevinMurphy still woozy * MikeNelson: She is sooooo ffuuuunnnm! * MikeNelson wrapping Kevin's body in plastic, dragging it to his trunk. * * KevinMurphy being dead * PaulChaplin: his steamer trunk * KevinMurphy rotting * * MikeNelson trying to still Kevin's kicking. * PaulChaplin: like we'd notice * KevinMurphy seeing a bright light. * * MikeNelson wondering when he'll just die, damn it! * KevinMurphy: is that you, jesus? * PaulChaplin noticing that kevin is still alive in the trunk and stabbing and stabbing * Moderator: to : Since Pearl isn't really hunting Mike and the 'Bots "all across the universe" anymore (see "Time Chasers"), what will keep the story moving? PaulChaplin: oh no! you're right! MaryJoPehl: The arrival of twin babies KevinMurphy: By beating up people named DanHarkless endlessly MikeNelson: The story is out of control of the writers. We're turning it over to "All My Children" and seeing if they can punch it up a little PaulChaplin: joe don baker is a permanent addition to the cast * MikeNelson dodging question after question. * * KevinMurphy dodging Mike * * MikeNelson feeling the audience turning on him. * * KevinMurphy and others running from room * Moderator: to : Hey guys! Can you give us any details about the MST3K figurines that are coming out? (such as release dates, which characters) * MikeNelson drinking more to stem the tide of his depression. Drinking not working.l * KevinMurphy: we will be selling low calorie fugurines through the local groceries PaulChaplin: we'll be having an annual Christmas series where each model will cost 600 dollars MaryJoPehl: I will be rendered in porcelain, 13" high, a collectible hummel figure KevinMurphy: collectible high end models coming soon! PaulChaplin: kevin will be the baby jesus MikeNelson: They will be prohibitively expensive and not amount to much....wait. they're great! They're soooo coool. KevinMurphy: Mike will be weraing costumes from "little women" MaryJoPehl: As usual PaulChaplin: kevin will be nude of course * MikeNelson using a rock hammer on Kevin's patella. * KevinMurphy: natch Moderator: to : Mike,can you give us some MST home-game tips so we don't look like stupid repulsive anteaters in front of our shiny,happy friends? KevinMurphy: Yes, don't say stupid things. KevinMurphy: Listen. PaulChaplin: just make one funny joke then repeat it forever that's what we all do KevinMurphy: speak only when funny. MikeNelson: Go with it. Don't worry about whether or not its funny. Just do a lot of scatalogical references and wait for the press to roollll in. * KevinMurphy twisting Mike's seprum with a channel-lock pliers * PaulChaplin: say "hey that's shakespeare!" KevinMurphy: ...septum MikeNelson: Seprum??? MikeNelson: What the hell is a seprum???Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a jerk!!! PaulChaplin: can someone empty my bowl? MikeNelson: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seprum. Get him!!! Whooooooooooo. * KevinMurphy sitting on mike and dangling loogies * MikeNelson: Seprum. What a moron!!! Moderator: to : When will we all see more of Bridget on the show? * KevinMurphy eating a butterfingers to get extra-thick spit * MaryJoPehl: No need to wait. She'll be making home visits to everyone KevinMurphy: When Bridget loves Bernie, later this season. * MikeNelson wiping vast amount of gummy spit off his face. * PaulChaplin: his own spit Moderator: to : What do you guys think of that hot new show on your old network? * KevinMurphy adminisstering titty twisters * PaulChaplin: satan is the producer right? KevinMurphy: Oh, you mean the obscene colorforms? MaryJoPehl: Well, the kids with their big pants and skateboards seem to like it. KevinMurphy: heh heh heh. KevinMurphy: I like Isaac Hayes. MikeNelson: Those young kids today with their filthy cartoons and their poop jokes. God bless 'em. PaulChaplin: they're trying hard. * MikeNelson despairing over the popularity of South park. * * KevinMurphy filling mike's ear canal with candle wax * * PaulChaplin sending a resume to south park * Moderator: to : Tell us about the Oscar special. Which movie did you find it easiest to MST? * MikeNelson screaming like like a shot deer. * KevinMurphy: Actually, it's a surprise, our pick for best movie. MaryJoPehl: Mrs. Brown was pretty fun, so was Titanic * KevinMurphy saying goodbye to paul. * KevinMurphy: bye paul MikeNelson: Titanic was actually very easy, especially with help of crack writer James Cameron, who told us the movie was a joke in the first place. * PaulChaplin not saying amything in return * KevinMurphy: ...good BYE, Paul... PaulChaplin: James Cameron was very good about the whole thing and took it all in athe spirit of good clean fun * MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell worth sour owl s**t. * PaulChaplin: i can too spell sour owl shoot Moderator: to : Can you tell me anything about the MST comic books-- sorry, "graphic novels"-- that are supposed to be coming out? MaryJoPehl: Yes. KevinMurphy: is owl s**t generally sour? PaulChaplin: again - show me the money! KevinMurphy: i'll show you the door, paul PaulChaplin: surprisingly it's rather sweet * KevinMurphy showing Paul the door * MikeNelson: They'll be done in Fiji for 50 cents a day. We'll get rich. PaulChaplin: why yes that's a very nice door PaulChaplin: 50 cents - that's highway robbery! * KevinMurphy hitting Paul's head against the heavy door * MikeNelson: Kevin will now answer your question seriously. Kevin? KevinMurphy: again and again and again MaryJoPehl: Thank you Kevin. Why don't we just fire him? PaulChaplin: stop! please! i'll do anything! please! * MikeNelson wondering why Kevin can't just give us a straight answer. * Moderator: to : has anyone ever ASKED you to heckle their movie? KevinMurphy: Re comix: stay tuned, you'll hear when it's official * PaulChaplin considering those photos of Mary Jo and me wrestliong * PaulChaplin: yes, James Cameron MaryJoPehl: The movie we're doing now, Hobgoblins, was proffered by its director. now we're sorrry KevinMurphy: We are doing a movie by Rick Sloan called "Hobgoblins", he sent it to us. KevinMurphy: do i hear an echo? PaulChaplin: we wish he had not done that * MikeNelson wondering why everyone answered it with the old Rick Sloan story. * MaryJoPehl: We'd like to apologize in advance * KevinMurphy bitch slapping mike once again * * MikeNelson moistening with a very expensive french lotion. * Moderator: to : Of all the new characters you guys have played over the last season, which is your favorite and why? KevinMurphy: Mine is Banjo Pete, bopy can he sing one! PaulChaplin: banjo pete? what the hell is thatt all about? MikeNelson: My favorite was scary guy by the name of Banjo Pete. KevinMurphy: Nanite Nate! PaulChaplin: i prefer dulicmer louie MaryJoPehl: Amazon Mom with Bridget KevinMurphy: Cittern LLoyd MikeNelson: Actually, I liked doing to role of James Lipton, coming soon. PaulChaplin: Autoharp Jacques KevinMurphy: Krum horn Edouard PaulChaplin: Alpenhorn Tom * MikeNelson trying to think of obscure instruments. * KevinMurphy: Viola da Gamba Louie PaulChaplin: failing KevinMurphy: Humanitone Orville? PaulChaplin: authentic 16th century viola da ghamba ed MikeNelson: Vox Humana Ralph? KevinMurphy: Good! MikeNelson: Thanks. Moderator: to : Any upcoming special guest stars this season? PaulChaplin: Sharon Stone KevinMurphy: We have some plans, you'll hear it here first! MikeNelson: Boyd Gaines will be making his come back on our show!! MaryJoPehl: Lloyd Bridges was scheduled but no I guess that's not going to come through KevinMurphy: Wow. MikeNelson: Ohhhhhhh. PaulChaplin: Oh Mary jo KevinMurphy: Ouch. KevinMurphy: Dark. MikeNelson: Ouch. KevinMurphy: Ooh. MikeNelson: Man, Mary Jo. that's cold. MikeNelson: Ouch. PaulChaplin: Sam Snead MikeNelson: Man. MikeNelson: Who are you? MikeNelson: Holy smokes! MaryJoPehl: After all the filth on this chat from YOU GUYS and you come down on me? KevinMurphy: Um, Ukelele, Baily? heh heh PaulChaplin: death = funny to M jo MikeNelson: Don't sit next to me any more. KevinMurphy: Yes. MikeNelson: Man. KevinMurphy: me coming down on MJ MikeNelson: Holy cow. The ice Princess KevinMurphy: wow MikeNelson: Geez. KevinMurphy: Boy. KevinMurphy: hunh. PaulChaplin: tbis is too much MikeNelson: No Soully Jo Pehl. Moderator: to : Why isn't Patrick on-line and how is his singing voice as Gypsy? MikeNelson: Hates Lifey Jo Pehl. KevinMurphy: Patrick had to go back and actually work. MaryJoPehl: Patrick had to get back to work on the next show PaulChaplin: hey got any Diana jokes for us Mary Jo? MikeNelson: Patrick is back in Minneapolis doing real work. KevinMurphy: he'll be on a chat in the future * KevinMurphy stopping MJ from her next Mother Teresa Joke * * MikeNelson marvelling over the strength of Mary Jo's uppercut. * MaryJoPehl: I'm going home. Bye. KevinMurphy: NO! * MikeNelson bleeding on Mary Jo's arm in revenge. * KevinMurphy: Please! KevinMurphy: You have the car! Moderator: to : did anyone of you try out for The Full Monty? PaulChaplin: Patrick is the coolest guy in the unvierse by the way KevinMurphy: Um, I'm nude, does that count? PaulChaplin: mike qualified for the 40% monty MaryJoPehl: Kevin keeps auditioning at work. its very upsetting - we keep saying no MikeNelson: I tried out for the Full Monty 2:Triple Whip Out! PaulChaplin: I was up for the double monty heh heh * MikeNelson checking to see if Paul's implication is accurate. * * MikeNelson confirming Paul's implication. * Moderator: to : Hey there puppet people! Rumors are running rampant that Season 9 will see some cameos by old faces... can you confirm or deny? KevinMurphy: ypu mean "pinky dink" Chaplin? PaulChaplin: it's soooooo accurate MikeNelson: I can categorically evade that question. KevinMurphy: We have some plans for cameos, but nothing definite. PaulChaplin: we ned to confer with our attorney first * MikeNelson asking Paul in private how he knows. * KevinMurphy: Ned, confer with our attorney. PaulChaplin: how i know what? about Mike? Moderator: to : Are you guys all best friends, or just friendly at work only type of people? MikeNelson: My short comings. KevinMurphy: I like everyone but Mike. No paul PaulChaplin: i've talked to several well-placed sources KevinMurphy: No, MJ. MaryJoPehl: I used to like these guys until the Lloyd Bridges incident MikeNelson: I have no comment on the people I work with. ( I don't like P., M.J., or K. however) * KevinMurphy seeking forgiveness from MJ * * KevinMurphy singing Madonna songs to cheer her up. * PaulChaplin: Wait a minute - Lloyd bridges is dead!!! I get it! * KevinMurphy watching Paul roast in hell * MaryJoPehl: Yeah, real funny, Paul. Hahah. PaulChaplin: Ah this hate feels good * MikeNelson marvelling over the callousness of Paul and the rest. Wondering how funny it would be if they died. * MaryJoPehl: Actually, fairly funny, I think PaulChaplin: i think it would be a kind of a "hm" funny Moderator: to : Will you be talking to cambot this season? We've noticed he's kinda went into the background. Bot's need love too..and we love cambot..he brings us the show afterall! :) * KevinMurphy watching Mike be pious * KevinMurphy: Cambot is going bald, and very self-conscious MikeNelson: It's because he "went" in the background that we don't have him on. PaulChaplin: You're fixated on an invisible fictitious robot, byt the way. Which is okay... KevinMurphy: so am I Moderator: to : Have you had a bad experience with Unions since you make jokes about work orders and stuff? PaulChaplin: Cambot is gat KevinMurphy: Just the Ladie's Garment Workers Union MaryJoPehl: Yes, they are constantly on strike outside our office building which is weird since we're non-union MikeNelson: I was left under the fifty hard line of a football stadium by a union once., MikeNelson: I'm still steamed about it. * KevinMurphy feilding calls from James Hoffa * PaulChaplin: I work for the untion, and it's so good to me (that's an obsure reference) * MikeNelson being "taken out" by a promenant union. * KevinMurphy: Woody, right? PaulChaplin: The Band Moderator: to : What are your thoughts pertaining the discovery of the Killer Asteroid scheduled to impact in 30 years? PaulChaplin: I'll be desad KevinMurphy: ?kissing ass goodbye PaulChaplin: dead that is MikeNelson: I'm looking forward to meeting it. MaryJoPehl: I can't wait. I'm hoping it lands on my apartment. PaulChaplin: I guess we have not thoughts KevinMurphy: We're dead. KevinMurphy: Poor Paul PaulChaplin: I CAN'T TYPE!!!!!!! * MikeNelson wondering if Paul needs new fingers. * Moderator: to : Do you guys have plans for more Japan bashing in the future, or was that just a one time thing? * KevinMurphy finding Paul a good therapist * PaulChaplin: We should leave Japan alone. They're falling apart as it is. MaryJoPehl: No, we're really going to focus on Lloyd Bridges this season Moderator: To ask a question, send it as a private message to the Moderator... MikeNelson: It depends on whether Japan can get its crap together or not. Just kidding Japan!! Kidding. KevinMurphy: The only thing that irks me about Japan is bad jokes. * MikeNelson liking Japan a lot. * PaulChaplin: I'm wearing tiny shorts right now KevinMurphy: and the tiny shorts! how can you defend that?\ Moderator: to : So, What do you guys do in your free time? KevinMurphy: YOu couldn't be referring to when Servo screamed, "eat ir Japan", could you? KevinMurphy: ...it MikeNelson: I collect all the ursine based Beanie Babies. KevinMurphy: I hit Mike MaryJoPehl: Movies, going out, stuff and stuff. PaulChaplin: I wash myself a lot KevinMurphy: It doesn't work PaulChaplin: I was other people too PaulChaplin: wash i mean KevinMurphy: Hi Track Zero! Moderator: to : will Bobo and Observer still be on the show this season? PaulChaplin: I hang around outside Mary Jo's apartment KevinMurphy: YES! and they're to be married MaryJoPehl: He keeps wanting to wrestle PaulChaplin: She keeps wanting not to Moderator: to : Since next year is the tenth anniversary of the show, are there any plans for a convention? PaulChaplin: There's a great Shriners Convention ins St Louis KevinMurphy: It's would be fun, so we'll see MaryJoPehl: Yes, its going to be at my apartment. So only 6-8 people can attend. And you'll have to bring a sleeping bag. KevinMurphy: they're very hard to put on, so we may try another way to do it MikeNelson: Do NOT go into Mary Jo's apartment. Trust me. MaryJoPehl: Sleeping bags? KevinMurphy: believe me, we want to celebrate our tenth Aniversary with all our fans! * MikeNelson hitting the Booze again! * MaryJoPehl: But Paul's not invited KevinMurphy: ...you guys want to stop visiting with each other? * PaulChaplin coming anyway * Moderator: to : "Mike, will you continue your column in Home Theater Magazine ?" MikeNelson: Yes. As long as my loyal 3 fans continue to read it. KevinMurphy: Sorry, I stopped MikeNelson: Readership is up to 8 now. Moderator: to : Any more thought into doing a LIVE MST3K in a real theater? PaulChaplin: Oh back down to six * MikeNelson having a thought of doing a live MST in a theater. * MikeNelson: Yes. KevinMurphy: I'd love to do another live show, they're the most fun in the world PaulChaplin: so the answer is yes PaulChaplin: we think about alot of stuff MikeNelson: Paul's place? KevinMurphy: sure MikeNelson: Alot is too words, Paul. MaryJoPehl: Paul's going to open with 45 minutes of his stand-up act. PaulChaplin: I live on the street * KevinMurphy fleeing from Paul * Moderator: to : Which one of you has the weirdest sense of humor? KevinMurphy: Paul. * MikeNelson telling Kevin to wait up. * KevinMurphy: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin KevinMurphy: Paul KevinMurphy: Paul MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: 'Kevin MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin KevinMurphy: poaulpaulpaulpaulpaulpaul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kevin MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: Kervin MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: Paul; MikeNelson: Paul PaulChaplin: kervhg9on MikeNelson: Paul MikeNelson: Paul KevinMurphy: Bullwinkle. PaulChaplin: Kegonng MikeNelson: John MikeNelson: Ringo. KevinMurphy: Ed... KevinMurphy: ED MikeNelson: Eddddd. KevinMurphy: EDGE MikeNelson: Bllleeerrrreeedddddd PaulChaplin: Lloyd Bridges KevinMurphy: dod bammit edge! Moderator: to : Any appearances at conventions or ribbon cuttings? KevinMurphy: I'm doing the Camper show at the dome PaulChaplin: I'm a regular opening for Pat Buchanan MaryJoPehl: I got a key to the city of Circle Pines, does that count? MikeNelson: I'll be doing the Industrial Fluid-A-Thon is East Moline. MikeNelson: "in" East Moline. Sorry. PaulChaplin: Mike likes fluids believe me KevinMurphy: I'll be doing fats-a-poppin at the rendering plant MikeNelson: Paul likes Bulls**t, believe me. KevinMurphy: wanna take this outside, you two? PaulChaplin: no i love him * MikeNelson inviting Paul to back up the truck of whoop ass. * Moderator: We only have time for a few more questions. Please send your final questions to the Moderator... * PaulChaplin inviting mike to stand in fornt of a tiger woods drive of kcik his butt * KevinMurphy: kcik? PaulChaplin: eys KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, paul... * MikeNelson dancing about the ropey Chaplin, boxing his malformed ears. Ripping him a new one. * PaulChaplin: whta? KevinMurphy: Ooh, he can't take it there! PaulChaplin: a new what, Mike? a new what? KevinMurphy: OOh, right in the store! PaulChaplin: my old one is fine KevinMurphy: wow, look at the blood! MikeNelson: No....no, it's not. PaulChaplin: it was yesterday Moderator: to : What advice would you guys give to an aspiring writer wanting to break into showbiz? KevinMurphy: STOP IT! PaulChaplin: pay no attention to how mike does it KevinMurphy: Sell your body, but stick to your vision KevinMurphy: be tenacious MikeNelson: Get a job on a really lame puppet show. Get the press behind you, then milk. MILK. MIIIILLLLLKKKKK!!! KevinMurphy: be courageous KevinMurphy: be good PaulChaplin: go to South Park MaryJoPehl: Apply for Paul's job. PaulChaplin: Ha. MikeNelson: Really, apply for Paul's job. No joke. PaulChaplin: Ha. Ha. Moderator: to : do you guys "Ever Wonder?" if so, what about? :) MikeNelson: Seriously. KevinMurphy: Is Paul still here? MikeNelson: Ever wonder....why paul isn't out of the building yet? KevinMurphy: I wonder about Paul. MaryJoPehl: I have wonder-bra'd. KevinMurphy: I stevie Wonder. KevinMurphy: he heh heh heh. PaulChaplin: I'm pretty sensitive i may start crying and throwing up and killing KevinMurphy: heh heh heh... KevinMurphy: heh... MikeNelson: I wo wo wo wonder. Why, she ran away from me. Moderator: to : What our your all Goals for SeaSon 9? KevinMurphy: Well, Fee, our goal is to spell better, starting with Paul. MikeNelson: SeaSon 9 will be the season we misspell the word Season. PaulChaplin: i need to finish paying for my Montana ranch MaryJoPehl: To live through Hobgoblins without killing anyone or crying in the bathroom. MikeNelson: Kidding. We really need to get it together and get the Movie Twister. KevinMurphy: A better grade of Bad movie is coming your way! Moderator: Final question.... * MikeNelson wondering why we couldn't pull it together and get the folks a good chat. * Moderator: to : Any final words of wisdom?? PaulChaplin: when have we ever done anything right? * MikeNelson wondering why he goes for the cheap joke. * MaryJoPehl: Don't ever make a Lloyd Bridges joke. KevinMurphy: Don't use canned consomme PaulChaplin: don't go to the bathromm in Turkey KevinMurphy: bathromm? MikeNelson: Just This: Please, please don't go to the Wedding Singer. Please. If you love joy and life and goodness at all. MaryJoPehl: Or in a turkey. PaulChaplin: eys KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, Paul... PaulChaplin: no that's fine actually KevinMurphy: If you meet Adam Sandler, run. PaulChaplin: some turkeys actually well never mind MaryJoPehl: NOOOOO!!!!! * MikeNelson putting an end to the "Paul" problem once and for all. * MaryJoPehl: YESSSS!!! KevinMurphy: Yeah!!! PaulChaplin: in fact just run now in case Adam Sandler is nearby * MikeNelson enjoying a new leaner brand of bacon. * KevinMurphy: good BYE, Paul. PaulChaplin: I'm still here happer * KevinMurphy beating the Wiz * * MikeNelson marvelling over how bad reduced calorie syrup is. * Moderator: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us! We will now make the room unmoderated. * PaulChaplin trying that new hula popper * invincor: I'm sorry I brought up Lloyd Bridges :) Sampo: Thank you, guys and Mary Jo! Have a safe trip back! LilSimba: May your forehead grow like the mighty oak. Bye-bye! Cya in SeaSon 9 (Poking Fee) Kirby97: bye Fee: Bye all BuckFifty: Thanks Mike, Kevin, Mary Jo and Paul!!!