scifi.com navigation

MST3K's Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Mary Jo Pehl & Paul Chaplin
March 12, 1998

Moderator: Ok, we're now moderated.

Moderator: You can send your questions to me.

Moderator: Remember: the contest entry is at www.mania.com/scifi/contest

Moderator: Kevin, welcome!

* KevinMurphy tucks in his shirt *

* MikeNelson clears his throat. *

* KevinMurphy slicks back his hair with spittle *

Moderator: So, Mike, Kevin, Paul...what have you been doing on your trip to New York?

* MikeNelson hits kevin murphy with a 5 iron *

KevinMurphy: I got caught between the moon and here.

KevinMurphy: ithuurt

KevinMurphy: oops

* MikeNelson roars at his personal assistant. *

PaulChaplin: shopping shopping and dancing

* KevinMurphy produces air burps *

Moderator: <jobhob> to <Moderator>: Mike, Kevin... did you guys get enough sleep after appearing early morning on world news now or are you just bubbling in on caffeine?

* MikeNelson wondering what the hell is the deal with Paul "Dancer Boy" Chaplin. *

KevinMurphy: we are shooting purest crank, my friend

PaulChaplin: the same deal as ever

MikeNelson: Trendy Redrum Heroin is what i'm a-runnin' on.

KevinMurphy: whoo!

PaulChaplin: i wish they were lying

* MikeNelson injecting it under his tongue. *

KevinMurphy: NO!

Moderator: <Delfin300> to <Moderator>: If you had a chance, would you MSTie 'Titanic'?

* MikeNelson injecting it between his toes. *

KevinMurphy: Are you kidding? YUM!!!

PaulChaplin: you mean the actual tragedy?

MaryJoPehl: yes!

KevinMurphy: With special attention on Crazy Guggenheim

* MikeNelson still waiting for Leonardo DiCraprio's testicles to drop. *

PaulChaplin: we can have the rights for only three and a half billion dollars

* KevinMurphy smacking mike *

PaulChaplin: wait - what was that sound i heard something dropping

* MikeNelson crying over the sound track to Titanic. *

KevinMurphy: wow...

Moderator: <LisaSimpson> to <Moderator>: Have you ever wanted to MST any classic movies, like Metropolis, Casablanca or Citizen Kane?

PaulChaplin: i'm a teenage girl so i've seen it a lot

KevinMurphy: I wanna do Von Ryans Express, does thatcount?

PaulChaplin: i would like to do birth of a nation

KevinMurphy: ?me birthing a nation

MikeNelson: Citizen Kane had better gets its S**t together as a movie or we'll be all over it.

PaulChaplin: the longest yard

* KevinMurphy birthing a nation. *

PaulChaplin: rosebus was a nine-iron by the way

KevinMurphy: ...rosebus?

PaulChaplin: yes roesbus

Moderator: <MKDemon> to <Moderator>: Did you guys know they showed a MST3K clip tonight on Mtv Live (you guys captioning Titanic, or at least a part)

* MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell rosebud. *

KevinMurphy: that was rose mashie

PaulChaplin: well we're dead

MaryJoPehl: Wow! Who was the VJ/ The woman who sell pimple cream? Martha Quinn?

MikeNelson: NO, although Kurt Loder and I spent the evening doing tons and tons of trendy redrum heroin.

KevinMurphy: MTV??? I love Kurt Loeder, he's hot

Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: Who decided which Observer got to live? Or was it more of a "haha, clown white, lets stick it on the new guy" kinda deal?

* KevinMurphy dribbling chili *

* MikeNelson giving Kevin Murphy a really weak and vinegered wine. *

PaulChaplin: pimple cream? i need some good stuff

KevinMurphy: Well, we fired Paul and mike was busy, so...

PaulChaplin: i lost my brain

* MikeNelson giving Kevin a gift basket mostly comprised of cheese, with some assorted sausages. *

* KevinMurphy spitting my wine at mike *

PaulChaplin: and some heroin

* MikeNelson gagging at Kevin's second hand wine. *

Moderator: <Sampo> to <Moderator>: Hi, guys! We heard you were taping your Seeing Ear Theater gig today. How did it go?

PaulChaplin: it went um okay i guess

KevinMurphy: Hi Chris, it went good. i mean well.

PaulChaplin: it ent

MikeNelson: Agggghhhhhh. Why can't Kevin put two coherent words together? Why? For the love of Bart, Why??!!

MaryJoPehl: I had to do a voice for a cow-alien-deity. That was hard to figure out what kind of voice that requires

PaulChaplin: although it came so easily

* KevinMurphy bitch-slappping mike *

* MikeNelson wondering why Kevin is such a collossal idiot. *

Moderator: <Katwoman24> to <Moderator>: Can you guys get on Rhino's butt to release more of the older episodes? I am continuously cable-impaired and an dying for a fix. *lol*

* MikeNelson hating kevin even more. More now. Now more. Just a little more now. There. *

KevinMurphy: I try to stay clear of Rhino's butts

MaryJoPehl: No. They never talk to us. Those are all pirated videos.

PaulChaplin: oh sure you do

MikeNelson: Rhino is too busy doing the collected works of Shaun Cassidy.

* KevinMurphy absorbing the hate like my own sweat *

* MikeNelson lining up for the collected works of Shaun Cassidy. *

* MikeNelson hating Kevin even more. Hurting now. Even more. *

* KevinMurphy dialing rhino with my amex card in hand *

* MikeNelson plotting to do away with Kevin. *

Moderator: <psweet> to <Moderator>: Will there be a theme to season 9? When can we expect the return of the shorts?

PaulChaplin: the theme will be the same theme as in Biran's Song

* MikeNelson hatching the perfect plan to kill Kevin "lifewrecker" Murhpy. *

MaryJoPehl: Paul's shorts are availabele to all who want them

KevinMurphy: The theme is "productivity for the future"

PaulChaplin: my shorts are spoken for

Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: what shirt are you wearing, kevin?

MikeNelson: The theme song to season 9 will sound exactly like the old theme song except it will be done by Wilson Phillips.

PaulChaplin: the theme is survival

PaulChaplin: the same shirt as ever

* KevinMurphy looking at his shirt *

KevinMurphy: um, i'm nude.

* MikeNelson looking at Kevin's shirt and wondering if there is a God. *

MaryJoPehl: Again. As usual

Moderator: <Krytn2x4b> to <Moderator>: Will the set change any this season??

KevinMurphy: yes.

PaulChaplin: ye and no

* MikeNelson despairing over Kevin's odor. *

MaryJoPehl: No but my office will. just a litttle

KevinMurphy: it will be the set from the Match Game

* KevinMurphy soul coughing *

Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: So Mary Jo...have all these guys fallen for you?

MaryJoPehl: We are going to have celebrities in sort of a hollywood squares sceneario

MikeNelson: The set will feature a frieze from the television show "we Got it Maid"

* KevinMurphy falling for MJ *

PaulChaplin: we've fallen over her a lot

* MikeNelson wondering if it wouldn't be best to just take Kevin out right now. *

KevinMurphy: guys actually take the fall for MJ

PaulChaplin: mary jo is so far above people like kevin

* KevinMurphy dry-clicking a revolver *

MaryJoPehl: Not that I know of. Unless making me wash their cars is their way of saying how much they like me

* MikeNelson thinking that no one would notice if he killed Kevin right here in the office. *

PaulChaplin: or care

Moderator: <Cheepnis> to <Moderator>: Is Bill Corbett OK?

* KevinMurphy sweating like Christopher walken in the Deer Hunter *

* MikeNelson reaching for the .38 he always carries. *

KevinMurphy: Bill's fine, he has things to do at home

PaulChaplin: he's fine. he's a great guy i love hin dearly

* KevinMurphy screaming at Mike in Vietnamese *

PaulChaplin: like mow the lawn and feed the cat

Moderator: <Borg1> to <Moderator>: How are your ratings? Do you have any SCI-FI yes-men hanging on your every word?

MikeNelson: Bill Corbett got ahold of a bad Mentos. He's recovering nicely.

PaulChaplin: we have three viewers

MaryJoPehl: Up from one

KevinMurphy: Ratings, schmatings, it's star power that keeps us going! STARR POWER!!!!

PaulChaplin: yes i'm being bothered by eight strange men right now

MikeNelson: Rating are....well....good. No, good's not the right word. Bad? well...ratings are holding.

KevinMurphy: ...Paul?

PaulChaplin: yes kevin?

KevinMurphy: eight strange men?

PaulChaplin: okay they're not so strange

KevinMurphy: is this new?

* MikeNelson wondering why we are bound by the laws of God and i can't kill Kevin with impunity. *

PaulChaplin: yes and i love it

Moderator: <GailPolly> to <Moderator>: Hi Guys I'm a busy single mom -- my favorite part of the week is blowing off steam with laughter and MST3K. My question is: do you find yourselves being recognized on the street more often since you joined the SciFi Channel?

PaulChaplin: god set the rules and we have to folow the,

* KevinMurphy imagining the disemboweling of Mike with relish *

MaryJoPehl: No, as a matter of fact LESS

KevinMurphy: I can't give it away on secoind avanue

MikeNelson: The only time i'm recognized is when I'm cashing a check and they match my license to my face.

KevinMurphy: oops

* PaulChaplin wishing the hate could lessen just a lkittle *

* MikeNelson getting more angry over Kevin's misspellings. *

MaryJoPehl: I never leave my apartment so its hard to say.

* KevinMurphy trying yo give it away on seventh avenue *

Moderator: <invincor> to <Moderator>: Will you be dedicating an episode this season to the memory of Lloyd "by this time my lungs were aching for air" Bridges?

* MikeNelson getting even angier now. *

* KevinMurphy missspelling in perpose *

PaulChaplin: try sixt avenune i gave it away there last night

* KevinMurphy taunting mike with my nudity *

MaryJoPehl: Did he die? Uh-oh. I didn't know. Why don't people advise me of these things

PaulChaplin: your nudity is not so noticeable ha!!

MikeNelson: The loss of Lloyd Bridges was great. He will be missed. Now we wait silently for the death of Todd Bridges.

KevinMurphy: I loved loyd, we was the best

* MikeNelson missing Todd Bridges already. *

PaulChaplin: adn Adam Sandler

KevinMurphy: oh. paul.

* MikeNelson turning his hate on Paul Chaplin. *

KevinMurphy: thank you mike

PaulChaplin: Adam Sandler is Bridges isn't he?

* MikeNelson wondering what the hell Paul's last name really is. *

* KevinMurphy joining mike in the hate fest *

PaulChaplin: it's an extremely armenian name

* MikeNelson feeling the hate slip away, replaced by an undying love. *

Moderator: <FlamingHat> to <Moderator>: How has Europe been taking season 8?

KevinMurphy: Paul Gusterimaniginaerianin

PaulChaplin: for me? thank you. i'll meet you later

* MikeNelson losing his love and returning to hate. *

MaryJoPehl: Not very well. They're mad.

PaulChaplin: i'll give it away this time

MikeNelson: With hairy legs and smelly armpits.

KevinMurphy: We are most fab in england

PaulChaplin: who? me?

KevinMurphy: and with bad teeth

MikeNelson: And thick lagers and bad food and rude service.

KevinMurphy: and spotted dick

PaulChaplin: i'm not sure they've noticed it yet

MikeNelson: And tiny, stinky cigarettes.

PaulChaplin: adn a lot of surrednering

Moderator: <Audrey> to <Moderator>: This is my first time in so I want to avoid a stupid question, okay, impossible, Will there be any new characters? And How will the castle come into play

* KevinMurphy wondering where his Soft Cell LP is *

PaulChaplin: the castle will be where things happen

MaryJoPehl: Yes, I will be playing my evil twin.

KevinMurphy: Mike will take the role of Buddy Sorel

* MikeNelson turning that question over to someone who can anwer it seriously. *

PaulChaplin: has any one seen my shoes?

MaryJoPehl: We are going to introduce a sensitive Buddy Hackett-like character

* KevinMurphy fillling Paiul's shoes with cat feces *

* MikeNelson secretly placing a micky into Kevin's coke. *

PaulChaplin: is that how you spell Sorel?

KevinMurphy: yes

* MikeNelson waiting for Kevin to get woozy. *

PaulChaplin: boy my shoes seem alot softer than before

KevinMurphy: wow am i woozy...

KevinMurphy: wow...

* MikeNelson looking a little too hopeful and eager. *

KevinMurphy: ...boy...

PaulChaplin: woozier you mean ha!

Moderator: <CaveDweller> to <Moderator>: Any chance we'll ever see another MST CD?

KevinMurphy: ...i can't...

KevinMurphy: ...type...

KevinMurphy: ...too weak...

PaulChaplin: so just die

MaryJoPehl: Yes, minimum deposit 2000 - not FDCI

KevinMurphy: ...vision fading...

KevinMurphy: ...i.

MikeNelson: Kevin will be doing a CD with Mandy Patinkin entitled Mandy and Kevin, the gayest album Ever!!!

KevinMurphy: ugh.

* KevinMurphy falling to floor *

PaulChaplin: is many pantankin gat!??

* MikeNelson scooping up Kevin's body. *

KevinMurphy: YES< DAMMIT< HE'S GAT!

PaulChaplin: so gat!!

MaryJoPehl: IS GAT A CRIME? NO!

PaulChaplin: i've got to admmit i'm gat too

Moderator: <DarkFalcon> to <Moderator>: How did you guys feel contributing some work to the new Sony Underground disc for Playstation?

PaulChaplin: well what else can we tell you about kevin?

KevinMurphy: ur not e

MaryJoPehl: I felt a little tired - hungry at times

PaulChaplin: we fely just a little bit richer

MikeNelson: it was a lot of fun. Mariah Carey is a GAS!!!

* KevinMurphy still woozy *

MikeNelson: She is sooooo ffuuuunnnm!

* MikeNelson wrapping Kevin's body in plastic, dragging it to his trunk. *

* KevinMurphy being dead *

PaulChaplin: his steamer trunk

* KevinMurphy rotting *

* MikeNelson trying to still Kevin's kicking. *

PaulChaplin: like we'd notice

* KevinMurphy seeing a bright light. *

* MikeNelson wondering when he'll just die, damn it! *

KevinMurphy: is that you, jesus?

* PaulChaplin noticing that kevin is still alive in the trunk and stabbing and stabbing *

Moderator: <DanHarkless> to <Moderator>: Since Pearl isn't really hunting Mike and the 'Bots "all across the universe" anymore (see "Time Chasers"), what will keep the story moving?

PaulChaplin: oh no! you're right!

MaryJoPehl: The arrival of twin babies

KevinMurphy: By beating up people named DanHarkless endlessly

MikeNelson: The story is out of control of the writers. We're turning it over to "All My Children" and seeing if they can punch it up a little

PaulChaplin: joe don baker is a permanent addition to the cast

* MikeNelson dodging question after question. *

* KevinMurphy dodging Mike *

* MikeNelson feeling the audience turning on him. *

* KevinMurphy and others running from room *

Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>: Hey guys! Can you give us any details about the MST3K figurines that are coming out? (such as release dates, which characters)

* MikeNelson drinking more to stem the tide of his depression. Drinking not working.l *

KevinMurphy: we will be selling low calorie fugurines through the local groceries

PaulChaplin: we'll be having an annual Christmas series where each model will cost 600 dollars

MaryJoPehl: I will be rendered in porcelain, 13" high, a collectible hummel figure

KevinMurphy: collectible high end models coming soon!

PaulChaplin: kevin will be the baby jesus

MikeNelson: They will be prohibitively expensive and not amount to much....wait. they're great! They're soooo coool.

KevinMurphy: Mike will be weraing costumes from "little women"

MaryJoPehl: As usual

PaulChaplin: kevin will be nude of course

* MikeNelson using a rock hammer on Kevin's patella. *

KevinMurphy: natch

Moderator: <Polander> to <Moderator>: Mike,can you give us some MST home-game tips so we don't look like stupid repulsive anteaters in front of our shiny,happy friends?

KevinMurphy: Yes, don't say stupid things.

KevinMurphy: Listen.

PaulChaplin: just make one funny joke then repeat it forever that's what we all do

KevinMurphy: speak only when funny.

MikeNelson: Go with it. Don't worry about whether or not its funny. Just do a lot of scatalogical references and wait for the press to roollll in.

* KevinMurphy twisting Mike's seprum with a channel-lock pliers *

PaulChaplin: say "hey that's shakespeare!"

KevinMurphy: ...septum

MikeNelson: Seprum???

MikeNelson: What the hell is a seprum???Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a jerk!!!

PaulChaplin: can someone empty my bowl?

MikeNelson: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seprum. Get him!!! Whooooooooooo.

* KevinMurphy sitting on mike and dangling loogies *

MikeNelson: Seprum. What a moron!!!

Moderator: <Cambot> to <Moderator>: When will we all see more of Bridget on the show?

* KevinMurphy eating a butterfingers to get extra-thick spit *

MaryJoPehl: No need to wait. She'll be making home visits to everyone

KevinMurphy: When Bridget loves Bernie, later this season.

* MikeNelson wiping vast amount of gummy spit off his face. *

PaulChaplin: his own spit

Moderator: <BartFargo> to <Moderator>: What do you guys think of that hot new show on your old network?

* KevinMurphy adminisstering titty twisters *

PaulChaplin: satan is the producer right?

KevinMurphy: Oh, you mean the obscene colorforms?

MaryJoPehl: Well, the kids with their big pants and skateboards seem to like it.

KevinMurphy: heh heh heh.

KevinMurphy: I like Isaac Hayes.

MikeNelson: Those young kids today with their filthy cartoons and their poop jokes. God bless 'em.

PaulChaplin: they're trying hard.

* MikeNelson despairing over the popularity of South park. *

* KevinMurphy filling mike's ear canal with candle wax *

* PaulChaplin sending a resume to south park *

Moderator: <nicklby> to <Moderator>: Tell us about the Oscar special. Which movie did you find it easiest to MST?

* MikeNelson screaming like like a shot deer. *

KevinMurphy: Actually, it's a surprise, our pick for best movie.

MaryJoPehl: Mrs. Brown was pretty fun, so was Titanic

* KevinMurphy saying goodbye to paul. *

KevinMurphy: bye paul

MikeNelson: Titanic was actually very easy, especially with help of crack writer James Cameron, who told us the movie was a joke in the first place.

* PaulChaplin not saying amything in return *

KevinMurphy: ...good BYE, Paul...

PaulChaplin: James Cameron was very good about the whole thing and took it all in athe spirit of good clean fun

* MikeNelson wondering why paul can't spell worth sour owl s**t. *

PaulChaplin: i can too spell sour owl shoot

Moderator: <Invisigoth> to <Moderator>: Can you tell me anything about the MST comic books-- sorry, "graphic novels"-- that are supposed to be coming out?

MaryJoPehl: Yes.

KevinMurphy: is owl s**t generally sour?

PaulChaplin: again - show me the money!

KevinMurphy: i'll show you the door, paul

PaulChaplin: surprisingly it's rather sweet

* KevinMurphy showing Paul the door *

MikeNelson: They'll be done in Fiji for 50 cents a day. We'll get rich.

PaulChaplin: why yes that's a very nice door

PaulChaplin: 50 cents - that's highway robbery!

* KevinMurphy hitting Paul's head against the heavy door *

MikeNelson: Kevin will now answer your question seriously. Kevin?

KevinMurphy: again and again and again

MaryJoPehl: Thank you Kevin. Why don't we just fire him?

PaulChaplin: stop! please! i'll do anything! please!

* MikeNelson wondering why Kevin can't just give us a straight answer. *

Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: has anyone ever ASKED you to heckle their movie?

KevinMurphy: Re comix: stay tuned, you'll hear when it's official

* PaulChaplin considering those photos of Mary Jo and me wrestliong *

PaulChaplin: yes, James Cameron

MaryJoPehl: The movie we're doing now, Hobgoblins, was proffered by its director. now we're sorrry

KevinMurphy: We are doing a movie by Rick Sloan called "Hobgoblins", he sent it to us.

KevinMurphy: do i hear an echo?

PaulChaplin: we wish he had not done that

* MikeNelson wondering why everyone answered it with the old Rick Sloan story. *

MaryJoPehl: We'd like to apologize in advance

* KevinMurphy bitch slapping mike once again *

* MikeNelson moistening with a very expensive french lotion. *

Moderator: <BanjoPete> to <Moderator>: Of all the new characters you guys have played over the last season, which is your favorite and why?

KevinMurphy: Mine is Banjo Pete, bopy can he sing one!

PaulChaplin: banjo pete? what the hell is thatt all about?

MikeNelson: My favorite was scary guy by the name of Banjo Pete.

KevinMurphy: Nanite Nate!

PaulChaplin: i prefer dulicmer louie

MaryJoPehl: Amazon Mom with Bridget

KevinMurphy: Cittern LLoyd

MikeNelson: Actually, I liked doing to role of James Lipton, coming soon.

PaulChaplin: Autoharp Jacques

KevinMurphy: Krum horn Edouard

PaulChaplin: Alpenhorn Tom

* MikeNelson trying to think of obscure instruments. *

KevinMurphy: Viola da Gamba Louie

PaulChaplin: failing

KevinMurphy: Humanitone Orville?

PaulChaplin: authentic 16th century viola da ghamba ed

MikeNelson: Vox Humana Ralph?

KevinMurphy: Good!

MikeNelson: Thanks.

Moderator: <ProfssrBobo> to <Moderator>: Any upcoming special guest stars this season?

PaulChaplin: Sharon Stone

KevinMurphy: We have some plans, you'll hear it here first!

MikeNelson: Boyd Gaines will be making his come back on our show!!

MaryJoPehl: Lloyd Bridges was scheduled but no I guess that's not going to come through

KevinMurphy: Wow.

MikeNelson: Ohhhhhhh.

PaulChaplin: Oh Mary jo

KevinMurphy: Ouch.

KevinMurphy: Dark.

MikeNelson: Ouch.

KevinMurphy: Ooh.

MikeNelson: Man, Mary Jo. that's cold.

MikeNelson: Ouch.

PaulChaplin: Sam Snead

MikeNelson: Man.

MikeNelson: Who are you?

MikeNelson: Holy smokes!

MaryJoPehl: After all the filth on this chat from YOU GUYS and you come down on me?

KevinMurphy: Um, Ukelele, Baily? heh heh

PaulChaplin: death = funny to M jo

MikeNelson: Don't sit next to me any more.

KevinMurphy: Yes.

MikeNelson: Man.

KevinMurphy: me coming down on MJ

MikeNelson: Holy cow. The ice Princess

KevinMurphy: wow

MikeNelson: Geez.

KevinMurphy: Boy.

KevinMurphy: hunh.

PaulChaplin: tbis is too much

MikeNelson: No Soully Jo Pehl.

Moderator: <GypsyRose> to <Moderator>: Why isn't Patrick on-line and how is his singing voice as Gypsy?

MikeNelson: Hates Lifey Jo Pehl.

KevinMurphy: Patrick had to go back and actually work.

MaryJoPehl: Patrick had to get back to work on the next show

PaulChaplin: hey got any Diana jokes for us Mary Jo?

MikeNelson: Patrick is back in Minneapolis doing real work.

KevinMurphy: he'll be on a chat in the future

* KevinMurphy stopping MJ from her next Mother Teresa Joke *

* MikeNelson marvelling over the strength of Mary Jo's uppercut. *

MaryJoPehl: I'm going home. Bye.

KevinMurphy: NO!

* MikeNelson bleeding on Mary Jo's arm in revenge. *

KevinMurphy: Please!

KevinMurphy: You have the car!

Moderator: <JaneLane> to <Moderator>: did anyone of you try out for The Full Monty?

PaulChaplin: Patrick is the coolest guy in the unvierse by the way

KevinMurphy: Um, I'm nude, does that count?

PaulChaplin: mike qualified for the 40% monty

MaryJoPehl: Kevin keeps auditioning at work. its very upsetting - we keep saying no

MikeNelson: I tried out for the Full Monty 2:Triple Whip Out!

PaulChaplin: I was up for the double monty heh heh

* MikeNelson checking to see if Paul's implication is accurate. *

* MikeNelson confirming Paul's implication. *

Moderator: <Dark-Schneider> to <Moderator>: Hey there puppet people! Rumors are running rampant that Season 9 will see some cameos by old faces... can you confirm or deny?

KevinMurphy: ypu mean "pinky dink" Chaplin?

PaulChaplin: it's soooooo accurate

MikeNelson: I can categorically evade that question.

KevinMurphy: We have some plans for cameos, but nothing definite.

PaulChaplin: we ned to confer with our attorney first

* MikeNelson asking Paul in private how he knows. *

KevinMurphy: Ned, confer with our attorney.

PaulChaplin: how i know what? about Mike?

Moderator: <ChadDAngelo> to <Moderator>: Are you guys all best friends, or just friendly at work only type of people?

MikeNelson: My short comings.

KevinMurphy: I like everyone but Mike. No paul

PaulChaplin: i've talked to several well-placed sources

KevinMurphy: No, MJ.

MaryJoPehl: I used to like these guys until the Lloyd Bridges incident

MikeNelson: I have no comment on the people I work with. ( I don't like P., M.J., or K. however)

* KevinMurphy seeking forgiveness from MJ *

* KevinMurphy singing Madonna songs to cheer her up. *

PaulChaplin: Wait a minute - Lloyd bridges is dead!!! I get it!

* KevinMurphy watching Paul roast in hell *

MaryJoPehl: Yeah, real funny, Paul. Hahah.

PaulChaplin: Ah this hate feels good

* MikeNelson marvelling over the callousness of Paul and the rest. Wondering how funny it would be if they died. *

MaryJoPehl: Actually, fairly funny, I think

PaulChaplin: i think it would be a kind of a "hm" funny

Moderator: <Qua N Blk> to <Moderator>: Will you be talking to cambot this season? We've noticed he's kinda went into the background. Bot's need love too..and we love cambot..he brings us the show afterall! :)

* KevinMurphy watching Mike be pious *

KevinMurphy: Cambot is going bald, and very self-conscious

MikeNelson: It's because he "went" in the background that we don't have him on.

PaulChaplin: You're fixated on an invisible fictitious robot, byt the way. Which is okay...

KevinMurphy: so am I

Moderator: <servorocks> to <Moderator>: Have you had a bad experience with Unions since you make jokes about work orders and stuff?

PaulChaplin: Cambot is gat

KevinMurphy: Just the Ladie's Garment Workers Union

MaryJoPehl: Yes, they are constantly on strike outside our office building which is weird since we're non-union

MikeNelson: I was left under the fifty hard line of a football stadium by a union once.,

MikeNelson: I'm still steamed about it.

* KevinMurphy feilding calls from James Hoffa *

PaulChaplin: I work for the untion, and it's so good to me (that's an obsure reference)

* MikeNelson being "taken out" by a promenant union. *

KevinMurphy: Woody, right?

PaulChaplin: The Band

Moderator: <StarshipTrooper> to <Moderator>: What are your thoughts pertaining the discovery of the Killer Asteroid scheduled to impact in 30 years?

PaulChaplin: I'll be desad

KevinMurphy: ?kissing ass goodbye

PaulChaplin: dead that is

MikeNelson: I'm looking forward to meeting it.

MaryJoPehl: I can't wait. I'm hoping it lands on my apartment.

PaulChaplin: I guess we have not thoughts

KevinMurphy: We're dead.

KevinMurphy: Poor Paul

PaulChaplin: I CAN'T TYPE!!!!!!!

* MikeNelson wondering if Paul needs new fingers. *

Moderator: <Zen`> to <Moderator>: Do you guys have plans for more Japan bashing in the future, or was that just a one time thing?

* KevinMurphy finding Paul a good therapist *

PaulChaplin: We should leave Japan alone. They're falling apart as it is.

MaryJoPehl: No, we're really going to focus on Lloyd Bridges this season

Moderator: To ask a question, send it as a private message to the Moderator...

MikeNelson: It depends on whether Japan can get its crap together or not. Just kidding Japan!! Kidding.

KevinMurphy: The only thing that irks me about Japan is bad jokes.

* MikeNelson liking Japan a lot. *

PaulChaplin: I'm wearing tiny shorts right now

KevinMurphy: and the tiny shorts! how can you defend that?\

Moderator: <Crowbie> to <Moderator>: So, What do you guys do in your free time?

KevinMurphy: YOu couldn't be referring to when Servo screamed, "eat ir Japan", could you?

KevinMurphy: ...it

MikeNelson: I collect all the ursine based Beanie Babies.

KevinMurphy: I hit Mike

MaryJoPehl: Movies, going out, stuff and stuff.

PaulChaplin: I wash myself a lot

KevinMurphy: It doesn't work

PaulChaplin: I was other people too

PaulChaplin: wash i mean

KevinMurphy: Hi Track Zero!

Moderator: <AramFingal> to <Moderator>: will Bobo and Observer still be on the show this season?

PaulChaplin: I hang around outside Mary Jo's apartment

KevinMurphy: YES! and they're to be married

MaryJoPehl: He keeps wanting to wrestle

PaulChaplin: She keeps wanting not to

Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>: Since next year is the tenth anniversary of the show, are there any plans for a convention?

PaulChaplin: There's a great Shriners Convention ins St Louis

KevinMurphy: It's would be fun, so we'll see

MaryJoPehl: Yes, its going to be at my apartment. So only 6-8 people can attend. And you'll have to bring a sleeping bag.

KevinMurphy: they're very hard to put on, so we may try another way to do it

MikeNelson: Do NOT go into Mary Jo's apartment. Trust me.

MaryJoPehl: Sleeping bags?

KevinMurphy: believe me, we want to celebrate our tenth Aniversary with all our fans!

* MikeNelson hitting the Booze again! *

MaryJoPehl: But Paul's not invited

KevinMurphy: ...you guys want to stop visiting with each other?

* PaulChaplin coming anyway *

Moderator: <einstein> to <Moderator>: "Mike, will you continue your column in Home Theater Magazine ?"

MikeNelson: Yes. As long as my loyal 3 fans continue to read it.

KevinMurphy: Sorry, I stopped

MikeNelson: Readership is up to 8 now.

Moderator: <PMAvers162> to <Moderator>: Any more thought into doing a LIVE MST3K in a real theater?

PaulChaplin: Oh back down to six

* MikeNelson having a thought of doing a live MST in a theater. *

MikeNelson: Yes.

KevinMurphy: I'd love to do another live show, they're the most fun in the world

PaulChaplin: so the answer is yes

PaulChaplin: we think about alot of stuff

MikeNelson: Paul's place?

KevinMurphy: sure

MikeNelson: Alot is too words, Paul.

MaryJoPehl: Paul's going to open with 45 minutes of his stand-up act.

PaulChaplin: I live on the street

* KevinMurphy fleeing from Paul *

Moderator: <Marv> to <Moderator>: Which one of you has the weirdest sense of humor?

KevinMurphy: Paul.

* MikeNelson telling Kevin to wait up. *

KevinMurphy: Paul

PaulChaplin: Kevin

KevinMurphy: Paul

KevinMurphy: Paul

MikeNelson: Paul

KevinMurphy: paul

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: 'Kevin

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: Kevin

MikeNelson: Paul

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: Kevin

KevinMurphy: poaulpaulpaulpaulpaulpaul

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: Kevin

MikeNelson: Paul

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: Kervin

MikeNelson: Paul

KevinMurphy: Paul;

MikeNelson: Paul

PaulChaplin: kervhg9on

MikeNelson: Paul

MikeNelson: Paul

KevinMurphy: Bullwinkle.

PaulChaplin: Kegonng

MikeNelson: John

MikeNelson: Ringo.

KevinMurphy: Ed...

KevinMurphy: ED

MikeNelson: Eddddd.

KevinMurphy: EDGE

MikeNelson: Bllleeerrrreeedddddd

PaulChaplin: Lloyd Bridges

KevinMurphy: dod bammit edge!

Moderator: <Joey> to <Moderator>: Any appearances at conventions or ribbon cuttings?

KevinMurphy: I'm doing the Camper show at the dome

PaulChaplin: I'm a regular opening for Pat Buchanan

MaryJoPehl: I got a key to the city of Circle Pines, does that count?

MikeNelson: I'll be doing the Industrial Fluid-A-Thon is East Moline.

MikeNelson: "in" East Moline. Sorry.

PaulChaplin: Mike likes fluids believe me

KevinMurphy: I'll be doing fats-a-poppin at the rendering plant

MikeNelson: Paul likes Bulls**t, believe me.

KevinMurphy: wanna take this outside, you two?

PaulChaplin: no i love him

* MikeNelson inviting Paul to back up the truck of whoop ass. *

Moderator: We only have time for a few more questions. Please send your final questions to the Moderator...

* PaulChaplin inviting mike to stand in fornt of a tiger woods drive of kcik his butt *

KevinMurphy: kcik?

PaulChaplin: eys

KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, paul...

* MikeNelson dancing about the ropey Chaplin, boxing his malformed ears. Ripping him a new one. *

PaulChaplin: whta?

KevinMurphy: Ooh, he can't take it there!

PaulChaplin: a new what, Mike? a new what?

KevinMurphy: OOh, right in the store!

PaulChaplin: my old one is fine

KevinMurphy: wow, look at the blood!

MikeNelson: No....no, it's not.

PaulChaplin: it was yesterday

Moderator: <Pandora2> to <Moderator>: What advice would you guys give to an aspiring writer wanting to break into showbiz?

KevinMurphy: STOP IT!

PaulChaplin: pay no attention to how mike does it

KevinMurphy: Sell your body, but stick to your vision

KevinMurphy: be tenacious

MikeNelson: Get a job on a really lame puppet show. Get the press behind you, then milk. MILK. MIIIILLLLLKKKKK!!!

KevinMurphy: be courageous

KevinMurphy: be good

PaulChaplin: go to South Park

MaryJoPehl: Apply for Paul's job.

PaulChaplin: Ha.

MikeNelson: Really, apply for Paul's job. No joke.

PaulChaplin: Ha. Ha.

Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: do you guys "Ever Wonder?" if so, what about? :)

MikeNelson: Seriously.

KevinMurphy: Is Paul still here?

MikeNelson: Ever wonder....why paul isn't out of the building yet?

KevinMurphy: I wonder about Paul.

MaryJoPehl: I have wonder-bra'd.

KevinMurphy: I stevie Wonder.

KevinMurphy: he heh heh heh.

PaulChaplin: I'm pretty sensitive i may start crying and throwing up and killing

KevinMurphy: heh heh heh...

KevinMurphy: heh...

MikeNelson: I wo wo wo wonder. Why, she ran away from me.

Moderator: <Fee> to <Moderator>: What our your all Goals for SeaSon 9?

KevinMurphy: Well, Fee, our goal is to spell better, starting with Paul.

MikeNelson: SeaSon 9 will be the season we misspell the word Season.

PaulChaplin: i need to finish paying for my Montana ranch

MaryJoPehl: To live through Hobgoblins without killing anyone or crying in the bathroom.

MikeNelson: Kidding. We really need to get it together and get the Movie Twister.

KevinMurphy: A better grade of Bad movie is coming your way!

Moderator: Final question....

* MikeNelson wondering why we couldn't pull it together and get the folks a good chat. *

Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: Any final words of wisdom??

PaulChaplin: when have we ever done anything right?

* MikeNelson wondering why he goes for the cheap joke. *

MaryJoPehl: Don't ever make a Lloyd Bridges joke.

KevinMurphy: Don't use canned consomme

PaulChaplin: don't go to the bathromm in Turkey

KevinMurphy: bathromm?

MikeNelson: Just This: Please, please don't go to the Wedding Singer. Please. If you love joy and life and goodness at all.

MaryJoPehl: Or in a turkey.

PaulChaplin: eys

KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul, Paul...

PaulChaplin: no that's fine actually

KevinMurphy: If you meet Adam Sandler, run.

PaulChaplin: some turkeys actually well never mind

MaryJoPehl: NOOOOO!!!!!

* MikeNelson putting an end to the "Paul" problem once and for all. *

MaryJoPehl: YESSSS!!!

KevinMurphy: Yeah!!!

PaulChaplin: in fact just run now in case Adam Sandler is nearby

* MikeNelson enjoying a new leaner brand of bacon. *

KevinMurphy: good BYE, Paul.

PaulChaplin: I'm still here happer

* KevinMurphy beating the Wiz *

* MikeNelson marvelling over how bad reduced calorie syrup is. *

Moderator: Thank you for taking the time to speak with us! We will now make the room unmoderated.

* PaulChaplin trying that new hula popper *

invincor: I'm sorry I brought up Lloyd Bridges :)

Sampo: Thank you, guys and Mary Jo! Have a safe trip back!

LilSimba: May your forehead grow like the mighty oak. Bye-bye! Cya in SeaSon 9 (Poking Fee)

Kirby97: bye

Fee: Bye all

BuckFifty: Thanks Mike, Kevin, Mary Jo and Paul!!!