MST3K's Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Mary Jo Pehl & Paul Chaplin
March 12, 1998
Moderator: Ok, we're now moderated.
Moderator: You can send your questions to me.
Moderator: Remember: the contest entry is at
www.mania.com/scifi/contest
Moderator: Kevin, welcome!
* KevinMurphy tucks in his shirt
*
* MikeNelson clears his throat.
*
* KevinMurphy slicks back his
hair with spittle *
Moderator: So, Mike, Kevin, Paul...what have you been
doing on your trip to New York?
* MikeNelson hits kevin murphy
with a 5 iron *
KevinMurphy: I got caught between
the moon and here.
KevinMurphy: ithuurt
KevinMurphy: oops
* MikeNelson roars at his
personal assistant. *
PaulChaplin: shopping shopping
and dancing
* KevinMurphy produces air burps
*
Moderator: <jobhob> to <Moderator>: Mike,
Kevin... did you guys get enough sleep after appearing early morning on
world news now or are you just bubbling in on caffeine?
* MikeNelson wondering what the
hell is the deal with Paul "Dancer Boy" Chaplin. *
KevinMurphy: we are shooting
purest crank, my friend
PaulChaplin: the same deal as
ever
MikeNelson: Trendy Redrum Heroin
is what i'm a-runnin' on.
KevinMurphy: whoo!
PaulChaplin: i wish they were
lying
* MikeNelson injecting it under
his tongue. *
KevinMurphy: NO!
Moderator: <Delfin300> to <Moderator>: If
you had a chance, would you MSTie 'Titanic'?
* MikeNelson injecting it
between his toes. *
KevinMurphy: Are you kidding?
YUM!!!
PaulChaplin: you mean the actual
tragedy?
MaryJoPehl: yes!
KevinMurphy: With special
attention on Crazy Guggenheim
* MikeNelson still waiting for
Leonardo DiCraprio's testicles to drop. *
PaulChaplin: we can have the
rights for only three and a half billion dollars
* KevinMurphy smacking mike
*
PaulChaplin: wait - what was that
sound i heard something dropping
* MikeNelson crying over the
sound track to Titanic. *
KevinMurphy: wow...
Moderator: <LisaSimpson> to <Moderator>:
Have you ever wanted to MST any classic movies, like Metropolis,
Casablanca or Citizen Kane?
PaulChaplin: i'm a teenage girl
so i've seen it a lot
KevinMurphy: I wanna do Von Ryans
Express, does thatcount?
PaulChaplin: i would like to do
birth of a nation
KevinMurphy: ?me birthing a
nation
MikeNelson: Citizen Kane had
better gets its S**t together as a movie or we'll be all over it.
PaulChaplin: the longest
yard
* KevinMurphy birthing a nation.
*
PaulChaplin: rosebus was a
nine-iron by the way
KevinMurphy: ...rosebus?
PaulChaplin: yes roesbus
Moderator: <MKDemon> to <Moderator>: Did
you guys know they showed a MST3K clip tonight on Mtv Live (you guys
captioning Titanic, or at least a part)
* MikeNelson wondering why paul
can't spell rosebud. *
KevinMurphy: that was rose
mashie
PaulChaplin: well we're
dead
MaryJoPehl: Wow! Who was the VJ/
The woman who sell pimple cream? Martha Quinn?
MikeNelson: NO, although Kurt
Loder and I spent the evening doing tons and tons of trendy redrum
heroin.
KevinMurphy: MTV??? I love Kurt
Loeder, he's hot
Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: Who
decided which Observer got to live? Or was it more of a "haha,
clown white, lets stick it on the new guy" kinda deal?
* KevinMurphy dribbling chili
*
* MikeNelson giving Kevin Murphy
a really weak and vinegered wine. *
PaulChaplin: pimple cream? i need
some good stuff
KevinMurphy: Well, we fired Paul
and mike was busy, so...
PaulChaplin: i lost my
brain
* MikeNelson giving Kevin a gift
basket mostly comprised of cheese, with some assorted sausages. *
* KevinMurphy spitting my wine
at mike *
PaulChaplin: and some
heroin
* MikeNelson gagging at Kevin's
second hand wine. *
Moderator: <Sampo> to <Moderator>: Hi,
guys! We heard you were taping your Seeing Ear Theater gig today. How
did it go?
PaulChaplin: it went um okay i
guess
KevinMurphy: Hi Chris, it went
good. i mean well.
PaulChaplin: it ent
MikeNelson: Agggghhhhhh. Why
can't Kevin put two coherent words together? Why? For the love of Bart,
Why??!!
MaryJoPehl: I had to do a voice
for a cow-alien-deity. That was hard to figure out what kind of voice
that requires
PaulChaplin: although it came so
easily
* KevinMurphy bitch-slappping
mike *
* MikeNelson wondering why Kevin
is such a collossal idiot. *
Moderator: <Katwoman24> to <Moderator>: Can
you guys get on Rhino's butt to release more of the older episodes? I
am continuously cable-impaired and an dying for a fix. *lol*
* MikeNelson hating kevin even
more. More now. Now more. Just a little more now. There. *
KevinMurphy: I try to stay clear
of Rhino's butts
MaryJoPehl: No. They never talk
to us. Those are all pirated videos.
PaulChaplin: oh sure you
do
MikeNelson: Rhino is too busy
doing the collected works of Shaun Cassidy.
* KevinMurphy absorbing the hate
like my own sweat *
* MikeNelson lining up for the
collected works of Shaun Cassidy. *
* MikeNelson hating Kevin even
more. Hurting now. Even more. *
* KevinMurphy dialing rhino with
my amex card in hand *
* MikeNelson plotting to do away
with Kevin. *
Moderator: <psweet> to <Moderator>: Will
there be a theme to season 9? When can we expect the return of the
shorts?
PaulChaplin: the theme will be
the same theme as in Biran's Song
* MikeNelson hatching the
perfect plan to kill Kevin "lifewrecker" Murhpy. *
MaryJoPehl: Paul's shorts are
availabele to all who want them
KevinMurphy: The theme is
"productivity for the future"
PaulChaplin: my shorts are spoken
for
Moderator: <Zaphod42> to <Moderator>: what
shirt are you wearing, kevin?
MikeNelson: The theme song to
season 9 will sound exactly like the old theme song except it will be
done by Wilson Phillips.
PaulChaplin: the theme is
survival
PaulChaplin: the same shirt as
ever
* KevinMurphy looking at his
shirt *
KevinMurphy: um, i'm nude.
* MikeNelson looking at Kevin's
shirt and wondering if there is a God. *
MaryJoPehl: Again. As
usual
Moderator: <Krytn2x4b> to <Moderator>: Will
the set change any this season??
KevinMurphy: yes.
PaulChaplin: ye and no
* MikeNelson despairing over
Kevin's odor. *
MaryJoPehl: No but my office
will. just a litttle
KevinMurphy: it will be the set
from the Match Game
* KevinMurphy soul coughing
*
Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: So Mary
Jo...have all these guys fallen for you?
MaryJoPehl: We are going to have
celebrities in sort of a hollywood squares sceneario
MikeNelson: The set will feature
a frieze from the television show "we Got it Maid"
* KevinMurphy falling for MJ
*
PaulChaplin: we've fallen over
her a lot
* MikeNelson wondering if it
wouldn't be best to just take Kevin out right now. *
KevinMurphy: guys actually take
the fall for MJ
PaulChaplin: mary jo is so far
above people like kevin
* KevinMurphy dry-clicking a
revolver *
MaryJoPehl: Not that I know of.
Unless making me wash their cars is their way of saying how much they
like me
* MikeNelson thinking that no
one would notice if he killed Kevin right here in the office. *
PaulChaplin: or care
Moderator: <Cheepnis> to <Moderator>: Is
Bill Corbett OK?
* KevinMurphy sweating like
Christopher walken in the Deer Hunter *
* MikeNelson reaching for the
.38 he always carries. *
KevinMurphy: Bill's fine, he has
things to do at home
PaulChaplin: he's fine. he's a
great guy i love hin dearly
* KevinMurphy screaming at Mike
in Vietnamese *
PaulChaplin: like mow the lawn
and feed the cat
Moderator: <Borg1> to <Moderator>: How are
your ratings? Do you have any SCI-FI yes-men hanging on your every
word?
MikeNelson: Bill Corbett got
ahold of a bad Mentos. He's recovering nicely.
PaulChaplin: we have three
viewers
MaryJoPehl: Up from one
KevinMurphy: Ratings, schmatings,
it's star power that keeps us going! STARR POWER!!!!
PaulChaplin: yes i'm being
bothered by eight strange men right now
MikeNelson: Rating
are....well....good. No, good's not the right word. Bad? well...ratings
are holding.
KevinMurphy: ...Paul?
PaulChaplin: yes kevin?
KevinMurphy: eight strange
men?
PaulChaplin: okay they're not so
strange
KevinMurphy: is this new?
* MikeNelson wondering why we
are bound by the laws of God and i can't kill Kevin with impunity.
*
PaulChaplin: yes and i love
it
Moderator: <GailPolly> to <Moderator>: Hi
Guys I'm a busy single mom -- my favorite part of the week is blowing
off steam with laughter and MST3K. My question is: do you find
yourselves being recognized on the street more often since you joined
the SciFi Channel?
PaulChaplin: god set the rules
and we have to folow the,
* KevinMurphy imagining the
disemboweling of Mike with relish *
MaryJoPehl: No, as a matter of
fact LESS
KevinMurphy: I can't give it away
on secoind avanue
MikeNelson: The only time i'm
recognized is when I'm cashing a check and they match my license to my
face.
KevinMurphy: oops
* PaulChaplin wishing the hate
could lessen just a lkittle *
* MikeNelson getting more angry
over Kevin's misspellings. *
MaryJoPehl: I never leave my
apartment so its hard to say.
* KevinMurphy trying yo give it
away on seventh avenue *
Moderator: <invincor> to <Moderator>: Will
you be dedicating an episode this season to the memory of Lloyd "by
this time my lungs were aching for air" Bridges?
* MikeNelson getting even angier
now. *
* KevinMurphy missspelling in
perpose *
PaulChaplin: try sixt avenune i
gave it away there last night
* KevinMurphy taunting mike with
my nudity *
MaryJoPehl: Did he die? Uh-oh.
I didn't know. Why don't people advise me of these things
PaulChaplin: your nudity is not
so noticeable ha!!
MikeNelson: The loss of Lloyd
Bridges was great. He will be missed. Now we wait silently for the death
of Todd Bridges.
KevinMurphy: I loved loyd, we was
the best
* MikeNelson missing Todd
Bridges already. *
PaulChaplin: adn Adam
Sandler
KevinMurphy: oh. paul.
* MikeNelson turning his hate on
Paul Chaplin. *
KevinMurphy: thank you
mike
PaulChaplin: Adam Sandler is
Bridges isn't he?
* MikeNelson wondering what the
hell Paul's last name really is. *
* KevinMurphy joining mike in
the hate fest *
PaulChaplin: it's an extremely
armenian name
* MikeNelson feeling the hate
slip away, replaced by an undying love. *
Moderator: <FlamingHat> to <Moderator>: How
has Europe been taking season 8?
KevinMurphy: Paul
Gusterimaniginaerianin
PaulChaplin: for me? thank you.
i'll meet you later
* MikeNelson losing his love and
returning to hate. *
MaryJoPehl: Not very well.
They're mad.
PaulChaplin: i'll give it away
this time
MikeNelson: With hairy legs and
smelly armpits.
KevinMurphy: We are most fab in
england
PaulChaplin: who? me?
KevinMurphy: and with bad
teeth
MikeNelson: And thick lagers and
bad food and rude service.
KevinMurphy: and spotted
dick
PaulChaplin: i'm not sure they've
noticed it yet
MikeNelson: And tiny, stinky
cigarettes.
PaulChaplin: adn a lot of
surrednering
Moderator: <Audrey> to <Moderator>: This is
my first time in so I want to avoid a stupid question, okay,
impossible, Will there be any new characters? And How will the castle
come into play
* KevinMurphy wondering where
his Soft Cell LP is *
PaulChaplin: the castle will be
where things happen
MaryJoPehl: Yes, I will be
playing my evil twin.
KevinMurphy: Mike will take the
role of Buddy Sorel
* MikeNelson turning that
question over to someone who can anwer it seriously. *
PaulChaplin: has any one seen my
shoes?
MaryJoPehl: We are going to
introduce a sensitive Buddy Hackett-like character
* KevinMurphy fillling Paiul's
shoes with cat feces *
* MikeNelson secretly placing a
micky into Kevin's coke. *
PaulChaplin: is that how you
spell Sorel?
KevinMurphy: yes
* MikeNelson waiting for Kevin
to get woozy. *
PaulChaplin: boy my shoes seem
alot softer than before
KevinMurphy: wow am i
woozy...
KevinMurphy: wow...
* MikeNelson looking a little
too hopeful and eager. *
KevinMurphy: ...boy...
PaulChaplin: woozier you mean
ha!
Moderator: <CaveDweller> to <Moderator>:
Any chance we'll ever see another MST CD?
KevinMurphy: ...i can't...
KevinMurphy: ...type...
KevinMurphy: ...too
weak...
PaulChaplin: so just die
MaryJoPehl: Yes, minimum deposit
2000 - not FDCI
KevinMurphy: ...vision
fading...
KevinMurphy: ...i.
MikeNelson: Kevin will be doing a
CD with Mandy Patinkin entitled Mandy and Kevin, the gayest album
Ever!!!
KevinMurphy: ugh.
* KevinMurphy falling to floor
*
PaulChaplin: is many pantankin
gat!??
* MikeNelson scooping up Kevin's
body. *
KevinMurphy: YES< DAMMIT<
HE'S GAT!
PaulChaplin: so gat!!
MaryJoPehl: IS GAT A CRIME?
NO!
PaulChaplin: i've got to admmit
i'm gat too
Moderator: <DarkFalcon> to <Moderator>: How
did you guys feel contributing some work to the new Sony Underground
disc for Playstation?
PaulChaplin: well what else can
we tell you about kevin?
KevinMurphy: ur not e
MaryJoPehl: I felt a little tired
- hungry at times
PaulChaplin: we fely just a
little bit richer
MikeNelson: it was a lot of fun.
Mariah Carey is a GAS!!!
* KevinMurphy still woozy
*
MikeNelson: She is sooooo
ffuuuunnnm!
* MikeNelson wrapping Kevin's
body in plastic, dragging it to his trunk. *
* KevinMurphy being dead
*
PaulChaplin: his steamer
trunk
* KevinMurphy rotting *
* MikeNelson trying to still
Kevin's kicking. *
PaulChaplin: like we'd
notice
* KevinMurphy seeing a bright
light. *
* MikeNelson wondering when
he'll just die, damn it! *
KevinMurphy: is that you,
jesus?
* PaulChaplin noticing that
kevin is still alive in the trunk and stabbing and stabbing *
Moderator: <DanHarkless> to <Moderator>:
Since Pearl isn't really hunting Mike and the 'Bots "all across the
universe" anymore (see "Time Chasers"), what will keep
the story moving?
PaulChaplin: oh no! you're
right!
MaryJoPehl: The arrival of twin
babies
KevinMurphy: By beating up people
named DanHarkless endlessly
MikeNelson: The story is out of
control of the writers. We're turning it over to "All My
Children" and seeing if they can punch it up a little
PaulChaplin: joe don baker is a
permanent addition to the cast
* MikeNelson dodging question
after question. *
* KevinMurphy dodging Mike
*
* MikeNelson feeling the
audience turning on him. *
* KevinMurphy and others running
from room *
Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>: Hey
guys! Can you give us any details about the MST3K figurines that are
coming out? (such as release dates, which characters)
* MikeNelson drinking more to
stem the tide of his depression. Drinking not working.l *
KevinMurphy: we will be selling
low calorie fugurines through the local groceries
PaulChaplin: we'll be having an
annual Christmas series where each model will cost 600 dollars
MaryJoPehl: I will be rendered in
porcelain, 13" high, a collectible hummel figure
KevinMurphy: collectible high end
models coming soon!
PaulChaplin: kevin will be the
baby jesus
MikeNelson: They will be
prohibitively expensive and not amount to much....wait. they're great!
They're soooo coool.
KevinMurphy: Mike will be weraing
costumes from "little women"
MaryJoPehl: As usual
PaulChaplin: kevin will be nude
of course
* MikeNelson using a rock hammer
on Kevin's patella. *
KevinMurphy: natch
Moderator: <Polander> to <Moderator>:
Mike,can you give us some MST home-game tips so we don't look like
stupid repulsive anteaters in front of our shiny,happy friends?
KevinMurphy: Yes, don't say
stupid things.
KevinMurphy: Listen.
PaulChaplin: just make one funny
joke then repeat it forever that's what we all do
KevinMurphy: speak only when
funny.
MikeNelson: Go with it. Don't
worry about whether or not its funny. Just do a lot of scatalogical
references and wait for the press to roollll in.
* KevinMurphy twisting Mike's
seprum with a channel-lock pliers *
PaulChaplin: say "hey that's
shakespeare!"
KevinMurphy: ...septum
MikeNelson: Seprum???
MikeNelson: What the hell is a
seprum???Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a jerk!!!
PaulChaplin: can someone empty my
bowl?
MikeNelson: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha....seprum. Get him!!! Whooooooooooo.
* KevinMurphy sitting on mike
and dangling loogies *
MikeNelson: Seprum. What a
moron!!!
Moderator: <Cambot> to <Moderator>: When
will we all see more of Bridget on the show?
* KevinMurphy eating a
butterfingers to get extra-thick spit *
MaryJoPehl: No need to wait.
She'll be making home visits to everyone
KevinMurphy: When Bridget loves
Bernie, later this season.
* MikeNelson wiping vast amount
of gummy spit off his face. *
PaulChaplin: his own spit
Moderator: <BartFargo> to <Moderator>: What
do you guys think of that hot new show on your old network?
* KevinMurphy adminisstering
titty twisters *
PaulChaplin: satan is the
producer right?
KevinMurphy: Oh, you mean the
obscene colorforms?
MaryJoPehl: Well, the kids with
their big pants and skateboards seem to like it.
KevinMurphy: heh heh heh.
KevinMurphy: I like Isaac
Hayes.
MikeNelson: Those young kids
today with their filthy cartoons and their poop jokes. God bless
'em.
PaulChaplin: they're trying
hard.
* MikeNelson despairing over the
popularity of South park. *
* KevinMurphy filling mike's ear
canal with candle wax *
* PaulChaplin sending a resume
to south park *
Moderator: <nicklby> to <Moderator>: Tell
us about the Oscar special. Which movie did you find it easiest to MST?
* MikeNelson screaming like like
a shot deer. *
KevinMurphy: Actually, it's a
surprise, our pick for best movie.
MaryJoPehl: Mrs. Brown was pretty
fun, so was Titanic
* KevinMurphy saying goodbye to
paul. *
KevinMurphy: bye paul
MikeNelson: Titanic was actually
very easy, especially with help of crack writer James Cameron, who told
us the movie was a joke in the first place.
* PaulChaplin not saying
amything in return *
KevinMurphy: ...good BYE,
Paul...
PaulChaplin: James Cameron was
very good about the whole thing and took it all in athe spirit of good
clean fun
* MikeNelson wondering why paul
can't spell worth sour owl s**t. *
PaulChaplin: i can too spell sour
owl shoot
Moderator: <Invisigoth> to <Moderator>: Can
you tell me anything about the MST comic books-- sorry, "graphic
novels"-- that are supposed to be coming out?
MaryJoPehl: Yes.
KevinMurphy: is owl s**t
generally sour?
PaulChaplin: again - show me the
money!
KevinMurphy: i'll show you the
door, paul
PaulChaplin: surprisingly it's
rather sweet
* KevinMurphy showing Paul the
door *
MikeNelson: They'll be done in
Fiji for 50 cents a day. We'll get rich.
PaulChaplin: why yes that's a
very nice door
PaulChaplin: 50 cents - that's
highway robbery!
* KevinMurphy hitting Paul's
head against the heavy door *
MikeNelson: Kevin will now answer
your question seriously. Kevin?
KevinMurphy: again and again and
again
MaryJoPehl: Thank you Kevin. Why
don't we just fire him?
PaulChaplin: stop! please! i'll
do anything! please!
* MikeNelson wondering why Kevin
can't just give us a straight answer. *
Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: has
anyone ever ASKED you to heckle their movie?
KevinMurphy: Re comix: stay
tuned, you'll hear when it's official
* PaulChaplin considering those
photos of Mary Jo and me wrestliong *
PaulChaplin: yes, James
Cameron
MaryJoPehl: The movie we're doing
now, Hobgoblins, was proffered by its director. now we're sorrry
KevinMurphy: We are doing a movie
by Rick Sloan called "Hobgoblins", he sent it to us.
KevinMurphy: do i hear an
echo?
PaulChaplin: we wish he had not
done that
* MikeNelson wondering why
everyone answered it with the old Rick Sloan story. *
MaryJoPehl: We'd like to
apologize in advance
* KevinMurphy bitch slapping
mike once again *
* MikeNelson moistening with a
very expensive french lotion. *
Moderator: <BanjoPete> to <Moderator>: Of
all the new characters you guys have played over the last season, which
is your favorite and why?
KevinMurphy: Mine is Banjo Pete,
bopy can he sing one!
PaulChaplin: banjo pete? what
the hell is thatt all about?
MikeNelson: My favorite was scary
guy by the name of Banjo Pete.
KevinMurphy: Nanite Nate!
PaulChaplin: i prefer dulicmer
louie
MaryJoPehl: Amazon Mom with
Bridget
KevinMurphy: Cittern LLoyd
MikeNelson: Actually, I liked
doing to role of James Lipton, coming soon.
PaulChaplin: Autoharp
Jacques
KevinMurphy: Krum horn
Edouard
PaulChaplin: Alpenhorn Tom
* MikeNelson trying to think of
obscure instruments. *
KevinMurphy: Viola da Gamba
Louie
PaulChaplin: failing
KevinMurphy: Humanitone
Orville?
PaulChaplin: authentic 16th
century viola da ghamba ed
MikeNelson: Vox Humana
Ralph?
KevinMurphy: Good!
MikeNelson: Thanks.
Moderator: <ProfssrBobo> to <Moderator>:
Any upcoming special guest stars this season?
PaulChaplin: Sharon Stone
KevinMurphy: We have some plans,
you'll hear it here first!
MikeNelson: Boyd Gaines will be
making his come back on our show!!
MaryJoPehl: Lloyd Bridges was
scheduled but no I guess that's not going to come through
KevinMurphy: Wow.
MikeNelson: Ohhhhhhh.
PaulChaplin: Oh Mary jo
KevinMurphy: Ouch.
KevinMurphy: Dark.
MikeNelson: Ouch.
KevinMurphy: Ooh.
MikeNelson: Man, Mary Jo. that's
cold.
MikeNelson: Ouch.
PaulChaplin: Sam Snead
MikeNelson: Man.
MikeNelson: Who are you?
MikeNelson: Holy smokes!
MaryJoPehl: After all the filth
on this chat from YOU GUYS and you come down on me?
KevinMurphy: Um, Ukelele, Baily?
heh heh
PaulChaplin: death = funny to M
jo
MikeNelson: Don't sit next to me
any more.
KevinMurphy: Yes.
MikeNelson: Man.
KevinMurphy: me coming down on
MJ
MikeNelson: Holy cow. The ice
Princess
KevinMurphy: wow
MikeNelson: Geez.
KevinMurphy: Boy.
KevinMurphy: hunh.
PaulChaplin: tbis is too
much
MikeNelson: No Soully Jo
Pehl.
Moderator: <GypsyRose> to <Moderator>: Why
isn't Patrick on-line and how is his singing voice as Gypsy?
MikeNelson: Hates Lifey Jo
Pehl.
KevinMurphy: Patrick had to go
back and actually work.
MaryJoPehl: Patrick had to get
back to work on the next show
PaulChaplin: hey got any Diana
jokes for us Mary Jo?
MikeNelson: Patrick is back in
Minneapolis doing real work.
KevinMurphy: he'll be on a chat
in the future
* KevinMurphy stopping MJ from
her next Mother Teresa Joke *
* MikeNelson marvelling over the
strength of Mary Jo's uppercut. *
MaryJoPehl: I'm going home.
Bye.
KevinMurphy: NO!
* MikeNelson bleeding on Mary
Jo's arm in revenge. *
KevinMurphy: Please!
KevinMurphy: You have the
car!
Moderator: <JaneLane> to <Moderator>: did
anyone of you try out for The Full Monty?
PaulChaplin: Patrick is the
coolest guy in the unvierse by the way
KevinMurphy: Um, I'm nude, does
that count?
PaulChaplin: mike qualified for
the 40% monty
MaryJoPehl: Kevin keeps
auditioning at work. its very upsetting - we keep saying no
MikeNelson: I tried out for the
Full Monty 2:Triple Whip Out!
PaulChaplin: I was up for the
double monty heh heh
* MikeNelson checking to see if
Paul's implication is accurate. *
* MikeNelson confirming Paul's
implication. *
Moderator: <Dark-Schneider> to <Moderator>:
Hey there puppet people! Rumors are running rampant that Season 9 will
see some cameos by old faces... can you confirm or deny?
KevinMurphy: ypu mean "pinky
dink" Chaplin?
PaulChaplin: it's soooooo
accurate
MikeNelson: I can categorically
evade that question.
KevinMurphy: We have some plans
for cameos, but nothing definite.
PaulChaplin: we ned to confer
with our attorney first
* MikeNelson asking Paul in
private how he knows. *
KevinMurphy: Ned, confer with our
attorney.
PaulChaplin: how i know what?
about Mike?
Moderator: <ChadDAngelo> to <Moderator>:
Are you guys all best friends, or just friendly at work only type of
people?
MikeNelson: My short
comings.
KevinMurphy: I like everyone but
Mike. No paul
PaulChaplin: i've talked to
several well-placed sources
KevinMurphy: No, MJ.
MaryJoPehl: I used to like these
guys until the Lloyd Bridges incident
MikeNelson: I have no comment on
the people I work with. ( I don't like P., M.J., or K. however)
* KevinMurphy seeking
forgiveness from MJ *
* KevinMurphy singing Madonna
songs to cheer her up. *
PaulChaplin: Wait a minute -
Lloyd bridges is dead!!! I get it!
* KevinMurphy watching Paul
roast in hell *
MaryJoPehl: Yeah, real funny,
Paul. Hahah.
PaulChaplin: Ah this hate feels
good
* MikeNelson marvelling over the
callousness of Paul and the rest. Wondering how funny it would be if
they died. *
MaryJoPehl: Actually, fairly
funny, I think
PaulChaplin: i think it would be
a kind of a "hm" funny
Moderator: <Qua N Blk> to <Moderator>: Will
you be talking to cambot this season? We've noticed he's kinda went into
the background. Bot's need love too..and we love cambot..he brings us
the show afterall! :)
* KevinMurphy watching Mike be
pious *
KevinMurphy: Cambot is going
bald, and very self-conscious
MikeNelson: It's because he
"went" in the background that we don't have him on.
PaulChaplin: You're fixated on an
invisible fictitious robot, byt the way. Which is okay...
KevinMurphy: so am I
Moderator: <servorocks> to <Moderator>:
Have you had a bad experience with Unions since you make jokes about
work orders and stuff?
PaulChaplin: Cambot is gat
KevinMurphy: Just the Ladie's
Garment Workers Union
MaryJoPehl: Yes, they are
constantly on strike outside our office building which is weird since
we're non-union
MikeNelson: I was left under the
fifty hard line of a football stadium by a union once.,
MikeNelson: I'm still steamed
about it.
* KevinMurphy feilding calls
from James Hoffa *
PaulChaplin: I work for the
untion, and it's so good to me (that's an obsure reference)
* MikeNelson being "taken
out" by a promenant union. *
KevinMurphy: Woody, right?
PaulChaplin: The Band
Moderator: <StarshipTrooper> to
<Moderator>: What are your thoughts pertaining the discovery of
the Killer Asteroid scheduled to impact in 30 years?
PaulChaplin: I'll be desad
KevinMurphy: ?kissing ass
goodbye
PaulChaplin: dead that is
MikeNelson: I'm looking forward
to meeting it.
MaryJoPehl: I can't wait. I'm
hoping it lands on my apartment.
PaulChaplin: I guess we have not
thoughts
KevinMurphy: We're dead.
KevinMurphy: Poor Paul
PaulChaplin: I CAN'T
TYPE!!!!!!!
* MikeNelson wondering if Paul
needs new fingers. *
Moderator: <Zen`> to <Moderator>: Do you
guys have plans for more Japan bashing in the future, or was that just a
one time thing?
* KevinMurphy finding Paul a
good therapist *
PaulChaplin: We should leave
Japan alone. They're falling apart as it is.
MaryJoPehl: No, we're really
going to focus on Lloyd Bridges this season
Moderator: To ask a question, send it as a private
message to the Moderator...
MikeNelson: It depends on whether
Japan can get its crap together or not. Just kidding Japan!!
Kidding.
KevinMurphy: The only thing that
irks me about Japan is bad jokes.
* MikeNelson liking Japan a lot.
*
PaulChaplin: I'm wearing tiny
shorts right now
KevinMurphy: and the tiny shorts!
how can you defend that?\
Moderator: <Crowbie> to <Moderator>: So,
What do you guys do in your free time?
KevinMurphy: YOu couldn't be
referring to when Servo screamed, "eat ir Japan", could
you?
KevinMurphy: ...it
MikeNelson: I collect all the
ursine based Beanie Babies.
KevinMurphy: I hit Mike
MaryJoPehl: Movies, going out,
stuff and stuff.
PaulChaplin: I wash myself a lot
KevinMurphy: It doesn't
work
PaulChaplin: I was other people
too
PaulChaplin: wash i mean
KevinMurphy: Hi Track
Zero!
Moderator: <AramFingal> to <Moderator>:
will Bobo and Observer still be on the show this season?
PaulChaplin: I hang around
outside Mary Jo's apartment
KevinMurphy: YES! and they're to
be married
MaryJoPehl: He keeps wanting to
wrestle
PaulChaplin: She keeps wanting
not to
Moderator: <BuckFifty> to <Moderator>:
Since next year is the tenth anniversary of the show, are there any
plans for a convention?
PaulChaplin: There's a great
Shriners Convention ins St Louis
KevinMurphy: It's would be fun,
so we'll see
MaryJoPehl: Yes, its going to be
at my apartment. So only 6-8 people can attend. And you'll have to
bring a sleeping bag.
KevinMurphy: they're very hard to
put on, so we may try another way to do it
MikeNelson: Do NOT go into Mary
Jo's apartment. Trust me.
MaryJoPehl: Sleeping bags?
KevinMurphy: believe me, we want
to celebrate our tenth Aniversary with all our fans!
* MikeNelson hitting the Booze
again! *
MaryJoPehl: But Paul's not
invited
KevinMurphy: ...you guys want to
stop visiting with each other?
* PaulChaplin coming anyway
*
Moderator: <einstein> to <Moderator>:
"Mike, will you continue your column in Home Theater Magazine
?"
MikeNelson: Yes. As long as my
loyal 3 fans continue to read it.
KevinMurphy: Sorry, I
stopped
MikeNelson: Readership is up to 8
now.
Moderator: <PMAvers162> to <Moderator>: Any
more thought into doing a LIVE MST3K in a real theater?
PaulChaplin: Oh back down to
six
* MikeNelson having a thought of
doing a live MST in a theater. *
MikeNelson: Yes.
KevinMurphy: I'd love to do
another live show, they're the most fun in the world
PaulChaplin: so the answer is
yes
PaulChaplin: we think about alot
of stuff
MikeNelson: Paul's place?
KevinMurphy: sure
MikeNelson: Alot is too words,
Paul.
MaryJoPehl: Paul's going to open
with 45 minutes of his stand-up act.
PaulChaplin: I live on the
street
* KevinMurphy fleeing from Paul
*
Moderator: <Marv> to <Moderator>: Which one
of you has the weirdest sense of humor?
KevinMurphy: Paul.
* MikeNelson telling Kevin to
wait up. *
KevinMurphy: Paul
PaulChaplin: Kevin
KevinMurphy: Paul
KevinMurphy: Paul
MikeNelson: Paul
KevinMurphy: paul
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: 'Kevin
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: Kevin
MikeNelson: Paul
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: Kevin
KevinMurphy:
poaulpaulpaulpaulpaulpaul
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: Kevin
MikeNelson: Paul
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: Kervin
MikeNelson: Paul
KevinMurphy: Paul;
MikeNelson: Paul
PaulChaplin: kervhg9on
MikeNelson: Paul
MikeNelson: Paul
KevinMurphy: Bullwinkle.
PaulChaplin: Kegonng
MikeNelson: John
MikeNelson: Ringo.
KevinMurphy: Ed...
KevinMurphy: ED
MikeNelson: Eddddd.
KevinMurphy: EDGE
MikeNelson:
Bllleeerrrreeedddddd
PaulChaplin: Lloyd Bridges
KevinMurphy: dod bammit
edge!
Moderator: <Joey> to <Moderator>: Any
appearances at conventions or ribbon cuttings?
KevinMurphy: I'm doing the Camper
show at the dome
PaulChaplin: I'm a regular
opening for Pat Buchanan
MaryJoPehl: I got a key to the
city of Circle Pines, does that count?
MikeNelson: I'll be doing the
Industrial Fluid-A-Thon is East Moline.
MikeNelson: "in" East
Moline. Sorry.
PaulChaplin: Mike likes fluids
believe me
KevinMurphy: I'll be doing
fats-a-poppin at the rendering plant
MikeNelson: Paul likes Bulls**t,
believe me.
KevinMurphy: wanna take this
outside, you two?
PaulChaplin: no i love him
* MikeNelson inviting Paul to
back up the truck of whoop ass. *
Moderator: We only have time for a few more questions.
Please send your final questions to the Moderator...
* PaulChaplin inviting mike to
stand in fornt of a tiger woods drive of kcik his butt *
KevinMurphy: kcik?
PaulChaplin: eys
KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul,
paul...
* MikeNelson dancing about the
ropey Chaplin, boxing his malformed ears. Ripping him a new one.
*
PaulChaplin: whta?
KevinMurphy: Ooh, he can't take
it there!
PaulChaplin: a new what, Mike? a
new what?
KevinMurphy: OOh, right in the
store!
PaulChaplin: my old one is
fine
KevinMurphy: wow, look at the
blood!
MikeNelson: No....no, it's
not.
PaulChaplin: it was
yesterday
Moderator: <Pandora2> to <Moderator>: What
advice would you guys give to an aspiring writer wanting to break into
showbiz?
KevinMurphy: STOP IT!
PaulChaplin: pay no attention to
how mike does it
KevinMurphy: Sell your body, but
stick to your vision
KevinMurphy: be tenacious
MikeNelson: Get a job on a really
lame puppet show. Get the press behind you, then milk. MILK.
MIIIILLLLLKKKKK!!!
KevinMurphy: be courageous
KevinMurphy: be good
PaulChaplin: go to South
Park
MaryJoPehl: Apply for Paul's
job.
PaulChaplin: Ha.
MikeNelson: Really, apply for
Paul's job. No joke.
PaulChaplin: Ha. Ha.
Moderator: <OOverlord> to <Moderator>: do
you guys "Ever Wonder?" if so, what about? :)
MikeNelson: Seriously.
KevinMurphy: Is Paul still
here?
MikeNelson: Ever wonder....why
paul isn't out of the building yet?
KevinMurphy: I wonder about
Paul.
MaryJoPehl: I have
wonder-bra'd.
KevinMurphy: I stevie
Wonder.
KevinMurphy: he heh heh
heh.
PaulChaplin: I'm pretty sensitive
i may start crying and throwing up and killing
KevinMurphy: heh heh
heh...
KevinMurphy: heh...
MikeNelson: I wo wo wo wonder.
Why, she ran away from me.
Moderator: <Fee> to <Moderator>: What our
your all Goals for SeaSon 9?
KevinMurphy: Well, Fee, our goal
is to spell better, starting with Paul.
MikeNelson: SeaSon 9 will be the
season we misspell the word Season.
PaulChaplin: i need to finish
paying for my Montana ranch
MaryJoPehl: To live through
Hobgoblins without killing anyone or crying in the bathroom.
MikeNelson: Kidding. We really
need to get it together and get the Movie Twister.
KevinMurphy: A better grade of
Bad movie is coming your way!
Moderator: Final question....
* MikeNelson wondering why we
couldn't pull it together and get the folks a good chat. *
Moderator: <VAL-> to <Moderator>: Any final
words of wisdom??
PaulChaplin: when have we ever
done anything right?
* MikeNelson wondering why he
goes for the cheap joke. *
MaryJoPehl: Don't ever make a
Lloyd Bridges joke.
KevinMurphy: Don't use canned
consomme
PaulChaplin: don't go to the
bathromm in Turkey
KevinMurphy: bathromm?
MikeNelson: Just This: Please,
please don't go to the Wedding Singer. Please. If you love joy and life
and goodness at all.
MaryJoPehl: Or in a turkey.
PaulChaplin: eys
KevinMurphy: Oh, Paul,
Paul...
PaulChaplin: no that's fine
actually
KevinMurphy: If you meet Adam
Sandler, run.
PaulChaplin: some turkeys
actually well never mind
MaryJoPehl: NOOOOO!!!!!
* MikeNelson putting an end to
the "Paul" problem once and for all. *
MaryJoPehl: YESSSS!!!
KevinMurphy: Yeah!!!
PaulChaplin: in fact just run now
in case Adam Sandler is nearby
* MikeNelson enjoying a new
leaner brand of bacon. *
KevinMurphy: good BYE,
Paul.
PaulChaplin: I'm still here
happer
* KevinMurphy beating the Wiz
*
* MikeNelson marvelling over how
bad reduced calorie syrup is. *
Moderator: Thank you for taking the time to speak with
us! We will now make the room unmoderated.
* PaulChaplin trying that new
hula popper *
invincor: I'm sorry I brought up Lloyd Bridges :)
Sampo: Thank you, guys and Mary Jo! Have a safe trip
back!
LilSimba: May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.
Bye-bye! Cya in SeaSon 9 (Poking Fee)
Kirby97: bye
Fee: Bye all
BuckFifty: Thanks Mike, Kevin, Mary Jo and Paul!!!
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